Cheating

You would
be ironing
Clothes
If you
Went
To
Prison

The...

I went to Niagara Falls after a shot of viagra,
waded thro' local flowers which stood erect mister...

Maria is a ragamuffin pretty gypsy girl with her long tatty dress and her head in a whirl..but her heart...

Our friend had diamonds and sapphires on her fingers,
you could see them sparkle as the beauty...

You kissed her behind the old building
I was watching in tears with a faint smile
You smiled...

Lighting,
Igniting,
Burning your feet.
Frightening,
Not exciting,
...

Lighting,
Igniting,
Burning your feet.
Frightening,
Not exciting,
...

He cuddles her and kisses her saying
“Oh my darling won’t you marry me?”
She blushes with...

You said I`d never match an Italian lover
So I gave you a pizza my mind,
The abuse from you...

Charlie Harris was an interesting little man
Sold his wares from the back of his van
Didn't...

From the moment we met it was real love
The second we touched it was thrilling
From the...

I see the feeling in your eyes
I see your movements change in fear
I see you look at her like...

Curling smoke, metallic scented gun,
Still taste essence on tingling tongue.
Sanguine, like...

When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt.
And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...

There is a lethal new virus spreading speedily around
It’s called ‘Bulkbuyingitis’ stocking...

Shifting ground in the snowing frowns
please step quietly
everyone knows your around
...

He lies beside Shiela calling Shirley in his sleep
Luckily Shiela hasn’t heard him coz her dream is...