Comedy

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Unmarked graves

Unmarked graves

Our village has a little church,
with a grave yard at the bottom,
with a couple of wooden...

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TRAINERS ON A TELEGRAPH WIRE

TRAINERS ON A TELEGRAPH WIRE

I walked past a house and started to stare
I wondered how a pair of trainers ended up there
...

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Suggestions Anyone...?

Suggestions Anyone...?

Without malice nor forth-thought,
no wide dee what aye will write
and thus would gladly take...

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A WANK BEFORE BREAKFAST

That's what she said - it's taken as read,
so damn clever but she will never know the true mindset...

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Shhhhhh

Shhhhhh

Don't make a sound!!!!

No sound, no sound.

Shhhhhh

You won't hear...

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Govan Lass (written in...

Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig oan the dykes...

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Chaotic or Poetic ?

Chaotic or Poetic ?

I don't know where to start, I've told myself not to lose control
I'm tired and wanting to fall, I'...

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THE FLINTSTONES

THE FLINTSTONES

Let me dear reader ask you to turn back the clock
To prehistoric times in a fictious town called...

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YOU MIGHT LAUGH (Don't...

YOU MIGHT LAUGH (Don't Watch)

If you want to take everything seriously...

If you miss the days of old...

If laughter is...

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The Comedy Club

The Comedy Club

One night when we were living up in Boston, we got tickets to “Dick Doherty’s Comedy Club”;
We were...

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Shadowlands

Shadowlands

Boils and ghouls, come take my hand,
let's journey to a wondrous land,
where sorrow grows on...

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Bad, Bad Ghoulfiend

Bad, Bad Ghoulfiend

Some say my ghoulfiend’s creepy—
I think she’s beautiful.
I’ll tell you this,
my life...

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I almost operated on the...

I almost operated on the queen

I had been on the waiting list for a few years,
then a letter arrived saying that the operation was...

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Weekly Hot Date with Esposa

Weekly Hot Date with Esposa

HOT DATE NIGHT

avocados cottage cheese

potatoes lemon juice

broccoli soy sauce...

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Rooted...

Rooted...

Hello there,
I am but a tree
Butterflies flap their wings
Birds sweetly in tune sing...

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Buddy

Buddy

My neighbor named her baby ‘Buddy’
She takes care of him a little more than her hubby. :)
She...

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Romeii and Julie

Romeii and Julie

He was named Romeii because he was conceived on a honeymoon in Rome,
Julie was called so as her...