Comedy

I stand here getting ready to jump people walk by and look at me
I said I am going to jump thay just...

Jack, Jack what a guy
With your screams and yells and your septic eye
Your voice booms...

I named her Carrie because she was a car,
I bought it from a man called ray,
only a few years...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

Rocket Man
In a Month
or so
Your about
to go to
the big
league...

Pubwatch is a scheme operated by landlords,
it is countrywide and if anyone gets barred from a pub...

Here is a tale of a lady named Louise
Who had an addiction to all types of cheese
First thing...

Not real this place called Disney Land.
Mom, Dad and kids, hand in hand,
The joy, the cheers...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

These two had their audience in stitches
They took your heart and made it smile
They were...

Oh dear goblet of life saving,
Come and caress my lips,
Take me from this brutal world,...

Because Death would not Stop to Pee

Because Death would not stop to pee –
He made...

With your goofy ways,
And your heart felt days,
I am proud to call you my brother,
...

Why do you run?

When a girl looks in the mirror, what do you think she sees?
A beautiful...