Comedy

With your goofy ways,
And your heart felt days,
I am proud to call you my brother,
...

Why do you run?

When a girl looks in the mirror, what do you think she sees?
A beautiful...

What will choose to be written
What will call for recognition
Lured to pen or screen
...

I like my
information
like I like
my whisky
and that is
straight up...

Pass the cookies and the cake,
the only passions in my life.
I’m the soft and creamy centre...

My favourite time is walkies
I could run and play all day,
They have to bring the extending...

It's bleak, it's cold, can't feel my soul, don't feel myself...I don't feel whole.
The winter feels...

Pummeled by silence
Battered by nothingness
I stand befuddled

All said
...

Sunlight fills a lonely room, trying to lift the sad sack gloom.
Rain at the window, each drop seems...

Quarantined

My favorite Thai Place,
Had recently reached its demise.
Last time...

You ever worked
at a place
and a customer
comes in
You greet them
and...

twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you...

Please come in, the Greeter says...

Make yourselves right at home...

I'm sure you will all...

The tree now a pile mess.
Where are all the chocolates? Lets bloody guess

Wrapping paper...

Caustic soda bubbling over,
Burning my insides out.
Paranoic grey begging me to stay
...

Lovely fly on the wall
I hear my dinner call
No need to fret
My tasty little pet...