As I walk through Earth below, I scrounge for veggies to hold, Preying them to find, ...
I love you from here to the moon (which is not very far in Astronomical terms) ...
One pair size 8 walking boots used once under duress promised to walk the pennine route...
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*BANG BANG BANG* It's the sound of my dad waking me up at 5:30 so I can catch my bus at 6:00 to arrive at...
*Authors Note* This story will start of very slow and boring, this is crucial to the development of The...
(circa 1987)
In college I worked as a house painter, as many others did in the...
She couldn’t see, the force of the wind keeping her eyes firmly shut. At first she thought she was still...
Brain cramp my ass My brain is filled with shit I need a septic trunk To suction out...
Inspired by Ogden Nash . . To all our friends on Cosmo, is there a Doctor in the...
Pot is not so hot what if i get caught Is it still better to do a shot or two Go driving...
I need to grow a pair little ones with lots of hair thick
Maybe full, proud...
You disappear without a trace With no words left in your place The feeling i get when you're...
Photo of us, yesterday, putting on the finishing touches with gift wraps . It’s that crazy...
Mrs. Grumpy was always angry Mrs. Grumpy was always upset
Mrs. Grumpy was once happy...
Imagine what we see isn't for real What if we had lollipops for trees And the bus driver...
In the morning lets have breakfast I'll make porridge she said I thought she knew how to!...
My husband wants a big pussy - he's crazy, draped over the chaise-lounge in conservatory, I...
