Crazy

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FUNNY FARM !?X

FUNNY FARM !?X

I,M BEING CARRIED OFF
TO THE FUNNY FARM!
SO. I CAN DO
NO-ONE NO HARM!
IN THIS...

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WHOOP,S !?X

WHOOP,S !?X

" I WARNED YOU NOT TO
KEEP SLAGGING OFF
MY AUNTIE BETTIE!"
" NOW LOOK WHAT YOU,VE...

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MY MORNING GLORY

MY MORNING GLORY

Something strange happens to me, on the hour after 3.......

If you are thinking...Yeah so what?...

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pain

I haven't felt happiness in a long time
The urge for pain goes down my spine
The anticipation...

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FREAKY PHENOMENON !?X

FREAKY PHENOMENON !?X

THE MYSTERY IS .BEHIND THE MASK !
THAT SIT,S UP-ON MY CUTE ARSE!
BEHIND THE MASK MY DESTINY...

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Love, Like The Rain

Love, Like The Rain

I was only sixteen, we met on the tennis court, our eyes locked in the distance

First love, the...

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Love makes me crazy

Lost words upon my tongue
Ramblings deep inside my head
Fearing the absolute impossible...

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TWIT,S-TWEET,S !?X

TWIT,S-TWEET,S !?X

ALL GOOD THING.S AREN,T
MADE OF GLITTER !?
AS MANY..HAVE FOUND
OUT.FROM BEING...

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MAD-COW..LAND !?X

MAD-COW..LAND !?X

"OH..HOW I LOVE TO DANCE!"
ROUND & ROUND. I LOVE TO PRANCE !?
I TUCK MY UDDER,S !?...

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Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus

With all this "licking" problem she just can't get it outside. She does not admits it she runs there...

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Out of Focus

Out of Focus

I missed the garbage and
fell into the toilet
Sight, sound all fucked up
and distorted...

Art -

Hugh Jackman

Hugh Jackman
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I Prefer To Walk...

Lady your driving is superb
But please! I don't want to be disturb
I can walk I am not lazy...

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A sonnet for Basil Fawlty

A sonnet for Basil Fawlty

This ol chap Basil Fawlty
He owned a hotel Torquay
Really so crazy haughty
His wife...

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If He Were Mine

If He Were Mine

I have a friend who has me amazed.

She must be desperate or crazed.

She has a man who hasn'...