Deceit

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Detestable Car Salesman

Detestable Car Salesman

I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat.
When it comes to how I...

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Mr. Conny

Mr. Conny

Mr. Conny; holder of PhD in Con Science,
Master’s degree in greed,
Bachelor of Science in No...

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Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby

Your Wife Is Carrying My Baby

Your wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine.
She wanted me to marry her but I had to...

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CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

 CAN'T HAVE IT BOTH WAYS

Legal Citizens on welfare are barely getting by...

​​​​​​There's discussion of how deep in debt we...

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NATIONAL DEFICIT LEGAL SCAM!

NATIONAL DEFICIT LEGAL SCAM!

When we look to see all of the Government's assets...

Land, Jets, Homes, and everything else we own...

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Deception

Deception

Billow of black and heavy in anger mist eclipse crescent moon,
Boughs snapped and terrain debris...

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Failing Love

Failing Love

The slow,slow throb of failing love
resounds full deep within my veins,
yet courses still to...

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THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE

You can go on with your lies you claim is truth...

You can put anything in front of me and chances...

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Disperse CPS

Disperse CPS

I wish CPS was gone
As I’m sure others do,
Wandering around just to destroy
Your...

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Beloved Past

Beloved Past

oh beloved past
cure my sickness
for I wish you back
when I dreamt the world into...

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CPS Allegations as Always

CPS Allegations as Always

CPS must destroy families what else can they do
On a bright sunny day they will ruin it for you too...

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Intimacy

Intimacy

A warm embrace.
Like a knife to my throat
But if I say no; will you leave?

Arms...

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In future

In future

Once upon a time was how a story began,
Happily ever after was how a story ended,
But in my...

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Gott Oh Mighty,Trump iz on...

Gott Oh Mighty,Trump iz on the Warpath!

Das Don Auld (can hard tank
tucker son of Carl, and leave
landscape barren) calling out...

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Marauders On A Night Raid

Marauders On A Night Raid

(alternately titled ringleader Harris hooligan,
Hence, any resemblance
between characters...

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Blood on the Hands of CPS

Blood on the Hands of CPS

CPS came to take your child
They don’t care who you are,
You go before a ruthless Judge,...

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Day Dream

Day Dream

Let me think away another Sunday , let me dance away another worry .

Hush in the morning don't be...