I've been a used car salesman for twenty years, it's my job to lie and cheat. When it comes to how I...
Mr. Conny; holder of PhD in Con Science, Master’s degree in greed, Bachelor of Science in No...
Your wife isn't carrying your baby, she's carrying mine. She wanted me to marry her but I had to...
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Legal Citizens on welfare are barely getting by...
​​​​​​There's discussion of how deep in debt we...
When we look to see all of the Government's assets...
Land, Jets, Homes, and everything else we own...
Billow of black and heavy in anger mist eclipse crescent moon, Boughs snapped and terrain debris...
The slow,slow throb of failing love resounds full deep within my veins, yet courses still to...
You can go on with your lies you claim is truth...
You can put anything in front of me and chances...
I wish CPS was gone As I’m sure others do, Wandering around just to destroy Your...
oh beloved past cure my sickness for I wish you back when I dreamt the world into...
CPS must destroy families what else can they do On a bright sunny day they will ruin it for you too...
A warm embrace. Like a knife to my throat But if I say no; will you leave?
Arms...
Once upon a time was how a story began, Happily ever after was how a story ended, But in my...
Das Don Auld (can hard tank tucker son of Carl, and leave landscape barren) calling out...
(alternately titled ringleader Harris hooligan, Hence, any resemblance between characters...
CPS came to take your child They don’t care who you are, You go before a ruthless Judge,...
Let me think away another Sunday , let me dance away another worry .
Hush in the morning don't be...