For seven years he sat inside a boarded-up piece of pride as Darkness danced between his...
He was as ‘Nissed as a pewt’ as he fell off his chair He landed head first in the garden...
"An old man thought always, that he was quite alone at sea. A fisherman by trade, he...
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You keep calling me back, even though I let you go. I'm trying to stay on the right track,...
He was a stranger as he stumbled into Sloane Square On the run for a murder and having an affair...
The alcoholic drink he drank was heavenly to his lips He was hallucinating on drugs and was on one...
I will tell you a tale how I was distracted by chocolate and beer Been eating and drinking them for...
Ambulances cry out in the darkness While thoughts of you take arms and swim away Damned am I...
The Kool-Aid Man isn't cool at all, he's actually a thug. He's a low life scum bag who poisons...
Come in and come out of that rain It's really so nice to see you once again I will make you...
He is as ‘Drunk as s skunk,’ as ‘Nissed as a pewt’ Watching him stagger along the road is...
All this exercise has given me a terrible thirst I need a drink now or I think I will burst ...
This little poem is of Terry Derry At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry One glass of...
Lights out it's time to go to bed Time I was resting my sleepy head I should by rights sleep...
Echoing words of my insecurities, The bottom of a glass is a question never answered, A...
Tis very dank & dismal This dreary December day But it isn’t snowing yet So rain...
drinking busted yellow teeth through a force-fed fist laughing at every attempt to crawl back into...