Drinking

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A LOVER IN ME

With a voice torn from too many bars
She hung her whispering charms
upon the silver noose, I...

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HYDRATION STATION

HYDRATION STATION

All this exercise has given me a terrible thirst
I need a drink now or I think I will burst
...

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Tears of Stone

Tears of Stone

Melting ice in a whiskey glass,
Oscillated rings slowly pass.
Maddening silence, impending...

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I Can't Get Drunk

I Can't Get Drunk

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

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Lonely Pints, Crowded Bars

Lonely Pints, Crowded Bars

The stale foam sizzles from the top,
Slowly descending into blackness.
I glance up,
...

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Mz Maisies

Mz Maisies

Poor Mz. Maisies
Pushing up daisies
Residing in a flowerbed
A bullet lodged in her...

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Nothin’ better nothin’...

Sitting in Costas whilst I fill my time
Suppin’ my latte as I proceed in rhyme
These days it...

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Running With The Brits

Running With The Brits

Of all the
Carousing
I have
done
in 36 or so
Nations

Running...

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POET IN HELL

POET  IN HELL

tonight you don't exist
just whiskey and all those souls I drink
heaven is a party
...

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My Letter To Whippets

My best friend and I,
We would get so high.

Huffing, snorting, smoke,

Seriously, it...

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The Hidden Feeling

The Hidden Feeling

It builds like a toothache from the moment you wake, the emergency break is stuck so you can no longer...

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Aye Chalk Lot, A Boot The...

Aye Chalk Lot, A Boot The Latest Scoop

As a lactose intolerant
cow whirring lion eye zing
dual (Banjo playing) Manichean
("...

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Addiction

Addiction can destroy your life and leave you all alone. It can make you do some silly things. It can make...

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Reacquaintence With My Dreams

Reacquaintence With My Dreams

Last night I slept so peacefully
Last night I slept so sound

Sinking through soft...

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the desired effect

(Shot one)
I don't know why I'm even bothering with this crap,
I don't feel a thing and the...

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Drinking Tea

Drinking Tea

It doesn’t matter if you’re rich or poor
Tea is a beverage enjoyed by all.
Savour the taste...

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Call Yourself A Mother

Call Yourself A Mother

Keep on drinking and keep on flirting
Don't give a damn if your kids are hurting
Tonight you'...