Eating

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Corpse Candy Factory

Corpse Candy Factory

Praise sanity, oh great humanity!
Our greatest virtue, to be humane
Yet human nature is our...

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How Would You Like To Be...

How Would You Like To Be Eaten?

I'm a Dory fish, same as you I don't want to die,
you say that God planned it this way, goodbye,...

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The Hand That Feeds

My life has simple stories of my grandmothers recipes
I have carried out her legand with my own...

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Incurable illness

I told myself that i wasn't going to let it get this far
But here i am laying in a hospital bed...

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TALL CHIPS

An interesting thought occurred to me
When I visited my chippy for some tea
Asked for chips...

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Chocolate Factory

Chocolate Factory

My firm designed a chocolate factory, hooray,
the employees were told you can eat anything,
...

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Eat me

Which is the prettiest flower?
Flowers are delicate and have a sweetly sickly scent that leaves...

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The Fridge

The fridge..

Its allways been a fave of mine.
It's closed door
from time to time at...

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β€œBeep..Beep!!”

β€œBeep..Beep!!”

My noisy text message on the crack of dawn

β€œBeep..Beep..Mam it is pancake day today!!” as I...

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A SUNDAY FAMILY DINNER

Sundays were the day that I enjoyed the most
Family gatherings around a freshly cooked roast...

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No longer hungering for an...

No longer hungering for an appetite

Though not exceptionally
famished, I took one bite
after another until tureen
licked...

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Eat Your Words

Eat Your Words

We all have to do it, albeit reluctantly man,
although we'd like them coated with marzipan,
...

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Food. food fantastical food...

Food. food fantastical food !!!?

Oodles of noodles and puff pastry pork pies sweet apple strudels and skinny french fries
Smoked...

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Our long time catered chef...

prepared a meal fit for (psst... me) a king

Our long time catered chef...

Actually professional cook
(trained since infancy)
long a staple of our family
since...

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Reinfield Factor

Reinfield Factor

Delicious fly on wall
I hear dinner call
No need to fret
My tasty little pet

O...

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Whispers

*Werewolf Challenge*

Whispers

Come nowt still woods in fear,
Tranquility ne'er golden here.
When bane moon be full,
...