Eating

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Beastly

Beastly

Now I sit me down to eat,
Juicy cadaver sweetmeat
Carnage sates famished beast
Bowing...

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A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?

Matthew’s comp lol ?

A’ Pickin’ A’Chicken’ ?

“Stop ya bickerin’

So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?”
but I aint a sucker
I...

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Big Knickers

Big Knickers

Fridge pickers wear big knickers
But is that really so?
Some of the thinnest people
...

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The Cookery Teacher

The Cookery Teacher

The students had their ingredients ready,
to make a curry puff was pure destiny,
it needed...

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Going away

It was one summer's day
When I went away
I didn't go to play
And I didn't get much of...

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Never Ending Pain

She sits in a quiet room,
She's in a dark place, like a eerie tomb.
Her stomach in twisted...

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Porky's Revenge

Porky's Revenge

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son.
I learned that when Porky got...

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Empty

Empty.
Starving.
The fact that I kind of like it is truly alarming.

Shrink,
...

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Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas

It was a meal that my late mom cooked but it sure didn't please.
Every New Year Day, Mom cooked hog...

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Like a big Baboon

Like a big Baboon

After Christmas day I feel like a big baboon, with rolls of fat around my midrift and a face like a full...

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Keeping safe & harm free..

Keeping safe & harm free..

Ever since the evolution of time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth..eating everything in sight to satisfy...

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Chilli saga

Hot

Never ask for a kebab again
Cause now this will never end,
So skint no food or gas ,no hot...

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A bit of what you fancy?

A bit of what you fancy?

Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease
yes I know it furs your arteries...

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OH FOR SOME STRUDEL

I get out my pencil and paper and start to doodle
All the time imagining I'm eating your strudel...

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Jimmy's Fishing Trip

Jimmy's Fishing Trip

Fishy, Fishy in the brook
Daddy caught him with a hook,
Mommy fried him in a pan
and...

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I'm Not What I Eat!

I'm Not What I Eat!

Inquisitive spies,
I know what you're thinking!
Wandering eyes,
"She's not even eating...

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Food

Food

Food. Something I absolutely love and something I absolutely hate. Food is the reason why I can't go out...