Now I sit me down to eat, Juicy cadaver sweetmeat Carnage sates famished beast Bowing...
“Stop ya bickerin’
So you don’t like me a pickin’ a’Chicken ?” but I aint a sucker I...
Fridge pickers wear big knickers But is that really so? Some of the thinnest people ...
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The students had their ingredients ready, to make a curry puff was pure destiny, it needed...
It was one summer's day When I went away I didn't go to play And I didn't get much of...
She sits in a quiet room, She's in a dark place, like a eerie tomb. Her stomach in twisted...
When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son. I learned that when Porky got...
Empty. Starving. The fact that I kind of like it is truly alarming.
Shrink, ...
It was a meal that my late mom cooked but it sure didn't please. Every New Year Day, Mom cooked hog...
After Christmas day I feel like a big baboon, with rolls of fat around my midrift and a face like a full...
Ever since the evolution of time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth..eating everything in sight to satisfy...
Never ask for a kebab again Cause now this will never end, So skint no food or gas ,no hot...
Sometimes tho not that often my tastebuds crave a llittle grease yes I know it furs your arteries...
I get out my pencil and paper and start to doodle All the time imagining I'm eating your strudel...
Fishy, Fishy in the brook Daddy caught him with a hook, Mommy fried him in a pan and...
Inquisitive spies, I know what you're thinking! Wandering eyes, "She's not even eating...
Food. Something I absolutely love and something I absolutely hate. Food is the reason why I can't go out...