Please Eat
Heart attack, stint, triple bypass. No food, not hungry, sleeps a lot. Get up, get...
You speak of such rabbit holes Like you do them honour I'd say a lion's den Once a...
Oh i wish you could see The dammed You surely have no clue For all of us are ...
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Jaws the man eating shark / movie star was asked by TMZ ," Why out of a group of a hundred people in the...
What to do with those birds eating all my sweet cherries?
Singing their loud annoying summer...
SO SORRY . LITTLE GUY! I DID WANNA PUT YA IN A NICE PIE ! BUT.YOU SMELT SO GOOD...
My family is cold and misunderstood can we crash at your house we promise to be good...
Crumpled labels sorted in the drawer Wrinkled where fingers grabbed And clenched with burning...
Dayna Dee, oh Dayna Dee I saw your cat run up a tree..
First I saw him in the house, I thought he...
Two friends are trying to decide which grocery store they should go to , to do their weekly food shopping...
Hungry like anything and I want to eat
Thirsty like anything and I want to drink
your...
The King Kong of the jungle, silver backed, the ape so mighty
What do gorilla's eat? How do they...
Little Chubby Cheeks loved everything sweet, Victim of gluttony, She'd eat and she'd eat....
I wish i was normal-eat all food that is passed the chicken legs and sausages - or meat from that...
What is it about women That makes them think their role Is to deprive their starving husbands...
Yum yum give me some I drool all over myself And lick my thumb
You got to eat ...