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Unhappy Pappies

Unhappy Pappies

When I was a teenager, I made a lot of fathers unhappy.
I was constantly being beaten up or shot at...

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Middle Aged Charlie Brown

Middle Aged Charlie Brown

As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute.
Back then I could laugh about it and I...

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I Lost My Wife's Life...

I Lost My Wife's Life Savings

When I went to Las Vegas, I lost all of my money and I also lost my wife's entire life savings.
I...

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I Was Cheated Out of...

A man murdered his stepdaughter and framed me for the crime.
I was arrested and found guilty by a...

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We Don't Have an STD

We Don't Have an STD

I'm one of the owners of a trucking company that's called STD.
Nobody will hire us, even when we...

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Gimme My Damn Money

It's that time of the month again, your rent is due.
You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out...

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Vidiot

Vidiot

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

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My Uncle's Damn Will

My Uncle's Damn Will

It made me very angry and people are stupid when they say it's no big deal.
If my uncle wasn't...

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The Truth Hurts

The Truth Hurts

My mother always said, The truth hurts.

Everyone,

Falls in love with an appealing facade...

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The Player Who Got Played

Women were nothing to him except notches in his belt.
He would love them and leave them and didn't...

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Why I'm Not In School

Why I'm Not In School

People are saying that I'm a rotten kid.
They're mad and can't believe what I did.
Summer...

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I Beat a Man To Death

When I stopped a man from stealing, I went too far.
I beat a man to death when he tried to steal my...

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Not Down and Out in Beverly...

Not Down and Out in Beverly Hills

It was that time of the month and I sure did dread it.
A deadbeat customer was coming to my store to...

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Greedy Taxi Service

Greedy Taxi Service

A taxi driver charged me fifty bucks for a short trip.
And then the S.O.B. had the nerve to ask for...

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Why Working For Room and...

Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

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Father's Revenge

When I'm done with you, you'll need an undertaker.
Because of what you did, you will meet your maker...

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Cruel and Deadly Rejection

When she rejected me, she was very cruel and she was somebody who I killed.
When she was through...