Fiction

When I bid on a house and lost, I became really pissed.
I decided to burn that house down because I'...

I'm having to live with guilt because my best friend ended his life.
He decided to kill himself...

I'm being driven to a lake with concrete shoes on my feet.
When I'm thrown in the lake, I'll sink...

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A foreign waiter...

My blind date became violent because I took her to Popeyes instead of KFC.
She didn't get her eleven...

All Hell broke loose when my friend stole my winning lottery ticket.
He collected twenty million...

I went back in time to date Pocahontas because I heard she was hot.
But when I went back in time to...

I bought this house because it was what my wife wanted.
But I wouldn't have bought it if I had known...

Even though my son is only five years old, he's somebody who you'll clobber.
He is an adorable child...

I own a store and I sell rabbits for a living.
When people mess with me, I'm not a man who is...

Two minutes after eating, my wife opened a jar that contained bees.
They've stung me several times...

I was a rich tycoon who was obsessed with greed.
I wanted more and more money even though it was...

I found a dead teenage girl while taking a walk through the woods.
People thought that I killed her...

I made the mistake of going to a different dentist.
He did something terrible because he was pissed...