Fiction

I have a long neck like a giraffe.
When people see me, they laugh.
My neck makes me twelve...

When I did him wrong, I knew that he'd try to get revenge in the future.
He was a doctor who...

I'm Alfred and I killed the people who built the Batcave.
I know that it was an evil and shameful...

You expect me to enforce a law that I detest.
You expect me to place a woman under arrest.
...

I bought an electric blanket and wound up nearly dead.
I got electrocuted two months ago when I wet...

Everybody is shocked by my lawsuit and because I won.
I sued a Convent because they wouldn't let me...

On Halloween I always get a rock everywhere I go.
I decided to retaliate by throwing their rocks...

I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they...

I own a fast food restaurant and it's called Randy's Place.
The Health Department found 117...

Many people defend my ex-wife but they don't know her.
On our wedding night, she shot me with a...

My next door neighbor is very stupid and a little strange.
When I asked him if he had ever been...

I didn't want to pay for some mushrooms so I picked some in the woods.
They turned out to be...

Loving you is fiction
Written by the words i'll never say
But i'm not in love with you...

I tried to skip out on my motel bill but I was caught.
The owner grabbed his shotgun and a...

Descended an arachnid from

a crook in the ceiling of my

room,dangling on a silk,nipping...