Food

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A Recipe Secret

A Recipe Secret

The cook never gets enough credit for the wonderful meal
The secret recipes of grandma and great...

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BILLY'S TEA

What shall I make for my youngest Billy's tea ?
He's a fussy little blighter as you will see...

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NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST

Over one hundred years I have been in a bowl
To satisfy breakfast hunger my ultimate goal
...

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A Piece Of Cake

A Piece Of Cake

Someone said it's a 'cinch,' so easy to manage,
all the perks, guaranteed, all part of the package...

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FOOD FOR THOUGHT

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I have better food than most - international cuisine,
everything at home from all the exotic places...

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KNOW YOUR ONIONS

Take off my skin I won't cry but you will
I'm sure I'll give that burger an extra thrill
...

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A Pomegranate (Haiku)

Juicy red rubies
Glint in fleshy covering

Soon to be enjoyed.

Fingers find...

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Blame The Economy

Not Us

THEY SAY...
Spend local, support your farmers, save the small businesses...
WE REPLY......

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CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM

CHOCOLATE  ICE  CREAM

I thought I'd bring a chocolate ice cream around,
watched you eat every single drop without a sound...

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FRUIT SALAD

All the fruits showed so much self control
Not one of them minded going into a bowl
The...

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EGGS

Five others like me were part of a friendly group
Soon to be disbanded alas in one foul swoop...

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Nosferatu

Nosferatu

Heady fragrance arose,
Keen talons, carnage blows
Rouge weeps intensely deep,
Ruthless...

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Massive Heart Attack

This poem is fictional but obesity really is dangerous.

Massive Heart Attack

There was a young man who was obese.
He ate too much and now he's deceased.
He went to his...

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Itsy-Bitsy

Itsy-Bitsy

Captivated by my embrace
Barbs caress angelic face
Bitter cold in immortality
I need...

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Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Ham

When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham.
When I went to cooking school, I failed...

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Corpse Candy Factory

Corpse Candy Factory

Praise sanity, oh great humanity!
Our greatest virtue, to be humane
Yet human nature is our...

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CHEESE GRATER

Oh no she has opened the fridge door
I will be used again I know that for sure
For she has...