Captivated by my embrace Barbs caress angelic face Bitter cold in immortality I need...
When people eat at my diner, I serve green eggs and ham. When I went to cooking school, I failed...
Praise sanity, oh great humanity! Our greatest virtue, to be humane Yet human nature is our...
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Oh no she has opened the fridge door I will be used again I know that for sure For she has...
I did something today that I've been wanting to do for the last thirty-seven years. I ate some Jelly Babies...
I wonder if you know of Jimmy Barrett Has his hair coloured like that of a carrot Thin as a...
My mother had a craving for kippers, carrying me, so the fact that I loved them too was no mystery...
It was today that Will made out his will The same time that Bill paid for his bill Both...
I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do. You wanted a batch of...
I thank God for each and every meal that I eat. Before the year 2015, I never once thanked The Lord for a...
An interesting thought occurred to me When I visited my chippy for some tea Asked for chips...
My food tonight is in a real bad mood They don't want to express their gratitude Sausages...
Back in 1996, an unfortunate man was living in a bad situation. He was doing so poorly financially that he...
The sausages are starting to hiss and sizzle Cherry bakewells are fighting the lemon drizzle...
From school days I can still recall the taste Gooy and sticky certainly too good to waste ...
Butter some bread and the decision will begin What filling or fillings shall I put within ...
Home cooked Italian food like mama used to make A sublime first course followed by tiramisu cake...
