I did something today that I've been wanting to do for the last thirty-seven years. I ate some Jelly Babies...
I wonder if you know of Jimmy Barrett Has his hair coloured like that of a carrot Thin as a...
My mother had a craving for kippers, carrying me, so the fact that I loved them too was no mystery...
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It was today that Will made out his will The same time that Bill paid for his bill Both...
I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do. You wanted a batch of...
I thank God for each and every meal that I eat. Before the year 2015, I never once thanked The Lord for a...
An interesting thought occurred to me When I visited my chippy for some tea Asked for chips...
My food tonight is in a real bad mood They don't want to express their gratitude Sausages...
Back in 1996, an unfortunate man was living in a bad situation. He was doing so poorly financially that he...
The sausages are starting to hiss and sizzle Cherry bakewells are fighting the lemon drizzle...
From school days I can still recall the taste Gooy and sticky certainly too good to waste ...
Butter some bread and the decision will begin What filling or fillings shall I put within ...
Home cooked Italian food like mama used to make A sublime first course followed by tiramisu cake...
On the run he needed a place to escape For King Alfred had got himself into a scrape The...
Mr Lecter's Pies are the most tastiest in the land, Customers travelling miles to eat one out of...
The fridge..
Its allways been a fave of mine. It's closed door from time to time at...
In my teens nothing bothered me, Size 10 I could eat what I wanted, My weight wasn’t...
