Food

On the run he needed a place to escape
For King Alfred had got himself into a scrape
The...

Mr Lecter's Pies are the most tastiest in the land,
Customers travelling miles to eat one out of...

The fridge..

Its allways been a fave of mine.
It's closed door
from time to time at...

In my teens nothing bothered me,
Size 10 I could eat what I wanted,
My weight wasn’t...

Seduction allures
It's unhealthy of course .
I wish
I could eat you every day
...

One day while I prepared my lunch
For my stomach’s midday sacrament,
I made a ketchup...

I have had the finest food from your love,
the hors d'oeuvres came from heaven above,
I didn'...

A man walked into a butcher's shop, asked for meat,
he pointed to some produce on an overhead shelf...

The flavoursome Chinese takeaway,
Is such a greasy laden treat.
So varied on what is offered...

From the bottom of my heart
I thank you God 🕋
for the honey bee🐝
for all that liquid...

What is better than having a banquet brought to your door?

A michelin star gourmet five course...

I went to a carribean takeaway
ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.
through clenched...

Help help my turkey has escaped
Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped
Not sure how and I...

All I want for Christmas this year is a crumpet
Don't want a fanfare or the sound of a trumpet...

In England we have a 'tier' level for covid,
localised restrictions to deal with the pandemic,...

Electing
learned wise
Enjoy freedom
With human rights
Failing
Corona...

Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight
Served with chips for a sheer delight
Known as the...