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One day while I prepared my lunch For my stomachās midday sacrament, I made a ketchup...
I have had the finest food from your love, the hors d'oeuvres came from heaven above, I didn'...
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A man walked into a butcher's shop, asked for meat, he pointed to some produce on an overhead shelf...
The flavoursome Chinese takeaway, Is such a greasy laden treat. So varied on what is offered...
From the bottom of my heart I thank you God š for the honey beeš for all that liquid...
What is better than having a banquet brought to your door?
A michelin star gourmet five course...
I went to a carribean takeaway ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread. through clenched...
Help help my turkey has escaped Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped Not sure how and I...
All I want for Christmas this year is a crumpet Don't want a fanfare or the sound of a trumpet...
In England we have a 'tier' level for covid, localised restrictions to deal with the pandemic,...
Electing learned wise Enjoy freedom With human rights Failing Corona...
Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight Served with chips for a sheer delight Known as the...
Waiting to be taken to a house or flat Wait here until then it's as simple as that You spot...
Teeheee enjoy tuckinā into Turkey everyone, thatās if you can use your knife and fork when all is said and...
A long row of toilet rolls are ready and standing by People will be greedy which makes me...
The family Johnson had two adoring poodles Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles...