Food

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I could eat you every day !

Heaven on a plate !

I could eat you every day !

Seduction allures
It's unhealthy of course .
I wish
I could eat you every day
...

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One hell of a sandwich

One hell of a sandwich

One day while I prepared my lunch
For my stomach’s midday sacrament,
I made a ketchup...

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Preferences

Preferences

I have had the finest food from your love,
the hors d'oeuvres came from heaven above,
I didn'...

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Let's Take A '...

Let's  Take  A  'Butchers'  ( Look )

A man walked into a butcher's shop, asked for meat,
he pointed to some produce on an overhead shelf...

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Food Glorious Food

Food Glorious Food

The flavoursome Chinese takeaway,
Is such a greasy laden treat.
So varied on what is offered...

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Gratitude to God for gratis...

Divine blessings

Gratitude to God for gratis bounties

From the bottom of my heart
I thank you God šŸ•‹
for the honey beešŸ
for all that liquid...

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Ooh we are well excited!!! šŸ˜„

Ooh we are well excited!!! šŸ˜„

What is better than having a banquet brought to your door?

A michelin star gourmet five course...

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Carribean takeaway blues

Carribean takeaway blues

I went to a carribean takeaway
ordered snapper, plantain, hard dough bread.
through clenched...

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HELP HELP

Help help my turkey has escaped
Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped
Not sure how and I...

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CRUMPET FOR CHRISTMAS

All I want for Christmas this year is a crumpet
Don't want a fanfare or the sound of a trumpet...

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A Substantial Meal

A Substantial Meal

In England we have a 'tier' level for covid,
localised restrictions to deal with the pandemic,...

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Sufferings of Indian farmers

Farmers

Sufferings of Indian farmers

Electing
learned wise
Enjoy freedom
With human rights
Failing
Corona...

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PIE MAN

Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight
Served with chips for a sheer delight
Known as the...

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LIFE OF A BISCUIT

Waiting to be taken to a house or flat
Wait here until then it's as simple as that
You spot...

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Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Teeheee enjoy tuckin’ into Turkey everyone, that’s if you can use your knife and fork when all is said and...

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BE SENSIBLE PLEASE


A long row of toilet rolls are ready and standing by
People will be greedy which makes me...

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NOODLES FOR POODLES

The family Johnson had two adoring poodles
Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles...