Food

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LIFE OF A BISCUIT

Waiting to be taken to a house or flat
Wait here until then it's as simple as that
You spot...

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Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Tuckin’ into Turkey 🤣

Teeheee enjoy tuckin’ into Turkey everyone, that’s if you can use your knife and fork when all is said and...

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BE SENSIBLE PLEASE


A long row of toilet rolls are ready and standing by
People will be greedy which makes me...

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NOODLES FOR POODLES

The family Johnson had two adoring poodles
Both had a vice and it was an addiction to noodles...

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Food Chain

Food Chain

Run little bunnykins
The farmer has his gun
He is out a-hunting
For to eat a rabbit...

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My Favourite burger

Yum !

My Favourite burger

Heaven between two soft white dough hands
A bed of lettuce
Two burgers rest blissfully on...

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The Vegetarian

The Vegetarian

Go into an abattoir - you won't eat meat again,
the way they kill the animals in so much pain;...

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A BANANA'S TALE


A green banana was hanging from a tree
On a pretty green field overlooking the sea
He...

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Yummy

Yummy

Get out of the food trap from a low self - esteem,
it's attacking your willpower, making you scream...

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WEIRD WACKY AND TRUE

Just how weird and wacky some stories can be
This one is true so please kindly believe me
...

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THREE PEAS IN A POD

Three peas in a pod were a fine looking bean
A shiny outer layer and a beautiful green
These...

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WHAT FRUIT ?

One piece of fruit a day is good for the soul
All vying for attention in the pretty fruit bowl...

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The Shopping List

The Shopping List

The jelly had to be green, not orange mon ami,
Leonardo would have approved of the mystery,
...

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A VERY VERY HOT MEAL

When it comes to food I will try most things
All dishes of the world from curry to chicken wings...

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THE IGUANA AND MY BANANA

There he stood in Mexico so proud and tall
Green and slimy and certainly wasn't small
Scales...

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THE BREAKFAST TABLE PANTOMIME


Every morning at the same time they both met
Kept far apart when the breakfast table was set...

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Misty the cat ?

Misty the cat ?

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat listening to pitter patter on the windowpane..but this lazy lump...