Fun

One if by land, two if by sea

referencing orgasms right next to the beach

damned if I do...

There once lived a Beaver called Boris, who was born without any teeth,

He sucked on the leaves,...

First there’s the prep, the fake tan and waxing, weight loss, hairdos, no time for relaxing

Book...

(Rap)
You are either a creeper
Or a truth seeker
But I don’t judge
Just because...

Let’s all run and join the circus

The walls, our heads will percuss,

Let’s all find that...

Coin’s the name, don’t call me Al.
Business only, I am not your pal.
Friends are few, family...

So you think that I'm verbose?
The nerve No way.. Not even close!
Its more than wrong, its...

ME & MY CRAZY FRIEND,S !
LOVE MUSIC SO MUCH!
THAT WE,VE GOT A STUDIO
BUILT. IT,S...

Pupetz Werdz

I dont no wat is rong with me, mi pupet strings ar week.

no longer does mi...

My girl be sassy and brassy

Sometimes she makes me cringe

But I love her anyway

...

Keep on the sunny side of the life, walking in the sun, sing a happy little song don’t think about the sad...

Have you ever had a love that is warmer than fire a fireplace and softer than a velvet pillow, my love is...

“Acapulco lips wow” apparently it´s the latest lippy shade

It says kissing lasts up to 24 hours and...

Appears a beautiful rainbow as I close my eyes
My mind drifts away up to the sky
Its magical...

I'm just a little ugly flea, I found my self a home

Riding on the back, of a cat that likes to roam...

I'm just a little ugly flea, I found my self a home

Riding on the back, of a cat that likes to roam...