As an unmarked box is delivered, to our humble front door A careful night of planning, together but...
Where ken means know And Barry isn’t a man A radge isn’t a pregnant fish Eating haggis...
Steak and kidney pie for his tea tonight Served with chips for a sheer delight Known as the...
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Remember the days of the redcoats, Always there to help, A family holiday it was all fun and...
Since " selfishness is self destruction in slow motion, " I'm going year! to new stop...
Hull fair
October and it arrives, Hull fair is a family thing, As children parents...
Its Summer, The sun is up The skies are blue Were having fun Just me and you...
Squawking Seagulls swooping on the seashore.. now there’s s screeching sound that I absolutely adore.....
I'm popping these bubbles one by one Watching them burst, just for fun Their holographic...
My friend swung in the sunlight - the hammock swayed, for three months his destiny had been nicely...
Fantastic, ridiculous, crazy cravings I lie there with my eyes glazing giggling and laughing...
I used to be the prudish one, who didnt look at girls that way, Then someone waltzed into my life,...
Having fun at the seaside Munching sandy sandwiches for tea but that’s part of the seaside...
Suffering permanent anatomical disfigurement, nonetheless maintaining marital bliss at...
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I though voldemort was ugly, But then I saw you....
To be rich I would love to be rich To eat chips on a stick To make dreams come true...
What is my job? I work with my hands To fix and mend Various pipes and odd ends...