Laughing

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The Carpet Baggers

The Carpet Baggers

(summer of 1989)

After the Civil War, with the destruction of the South, some Northerners...

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Teenager

I am a teenager
Yes
A terrible, Ignorant teenager
Yeah
I'm "lazy"
But...

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A Family Christmas

A Family Christmas

It’ll soon be time for Santa Claus to don his red pants and jacket
And for mummy’s and daddy’s...

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Damn...

Damn...

Mouths moving like a train
My brain is full and sane
Attracting all kinds
Very tall...

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WOW!

WOW!

Tongue moves like a train
My brain is full and sane
Attracting all kinds
Short,tall...

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A Happiness Buffet

A Happiness Buffet

I've tried so hard to live my life
As a caring human being
Don't understand all the conflicts...

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IT'S CHURCH!

IT'S CHURCH!

Sparrowsong I thought you were going to the Comedy Show...

I am...

Why are you bringing...

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Facebook Fakebook Part2

Facebook Fakebook Part2

Facebook fakebook
Lets do another takebook
Singlebook,minglebook
Send a little...

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Walking with You,

Walking with You,

Walking to somewhere or walking to nowhere; when it's with someone who makes you laugh, what does it matter...

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A Room With A View

A Room With A View

My friend Roger’s father, owned a motel forty miles away;
We decided to spend a free night there,...

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Game Show

Game Show

The clock ticked six
And sudden, with a burst
The mood moved from ‘see you next time’
...

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15's

Life's a fucking joke
if you laugh
do it loud and proud
but cry-- quietly.

©...

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MY BEST MATE

MY BEST MATE

On the train in an excited state
Off to Colchester to meet my best mate
I first saw this guy...

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Kamikazi

Kamikazi

Love is blind
and deaf.
IT borders on psychotic>
Due to hallucinations.
How...

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SAME SAME

SAME SAME

Some jokes have been heard over and over again...

Got new material man?

Can be heard from...

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Label yourself warned

Label yourself warned

Don't mix with alcohol

women's one size fits all

Take

With our without food...

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What's Up With Him

What's Up With Him

Do any of you guys wake up feeling great

And can't figure the reason why

Don't question it...