(summer of 1989) After the Civil War, with the destruction of the South, some Northerners...
I am a teenager Yes A terrible, Ignorant teenager Yeah I'm "lazy" But...
It’ll soon be time for Santa Claus to don his red pants and jacket And for mummy’s and daddy’s...
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Mouths moving like a train My brain is full and sane Attracting all kinds Very tall...
Tongue moves like a train My brain is full and sane Attracting all kinds Short,tall...
I've tried so hard to live my life As a caring human being Don't understand all the conflicts...
Sparrowsong I thought you were going to the Comedy Show...
I am...
Why are you bringing...
Facebook fakebook Lets do another takebook Singlebook,minglebook Send a little...
Walking to somewhere or walking to nowhere; when it's with someone who makes you laugh, what does it matter...
My friend Roger’s father, owned a motel forty miles away; We decided to spend a free night there,...
The clock ticked six And sudden, with a burst The mood moved from ‘see you next time’ ...
Life's a fucking joke if you laugh do it loud and proud but cry-- quietly.
©...
On the train in an excited state Off to Colchester to meet my best mate I first saw this guy...
Love is blind and deaf. IT borders on psychotic> Due to hallucinations. How...
Some jokes have been heard over and over again...
Got new material man?
Can be heard from...
Don't mix with alcohol
women's one size fits all
Take
With our without food...
Do any of you guys wake up feeling great
And can't figure the reason why
Don't question it...