Laughing

Poem -

Past memories

In days of past memories,
I recall the old histories,
Many of them being tragedies,
...

Poem -

Where The Hell Is The Car?

Where The Hell Is The Car?

Twenty-five years ago, in Massachusetts, Linda and I went to a shopping mall;
It was a little bit...

Poem -

VERY THANKFUL FOR YOUR BUTT!

VERY THANKFUL FOR YOUR BUTT!

Sparrowsong what is that?

I'm making a soap creation...

​​Have fun with that...

I...

Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Poem -

The last of their kind...

The last of their kind...

These two had their audience in stitches
They took your heart and made it smile
They were...

Poem -

So Much Laughter

So Much Laughter

There’s so much laughter to laugh in these lives,
it’s a shame
we...

Poem -

Sarah Hill Revision

Sarah Hill Revision

(composed about eight years ago
moments ago this poem underwent
slight poetic surgical face...

Poem -

Laughter Hurts

Laughter Hurts

Well let's all have a fucking laugh,
let's really take the piss!
Let's start a book and set...

Poem -

TAKE IT EASY

TAKE IT EASY

I felt sad upon being dropped
by my mother I loved most!
There were times I erupted in joy...

Poem -

Emotional Sobriety

Emotional Sobriety

When I feel the magnet of
codependency pulling me
into the whirl pool of
another's...

Poem -

FROM A DEDICATED GLOOMIST

FROM A DEDICATED GLOOMIST

A letter written to a friend suffering under a vicious attack of Joviality and good humor.

Dear Sir...

Poem -

The Carpet Baggers

The Carpet Baggers

(summer of 1989)

After the Civil War, with the destruction of the South, some Northerners...

Poem -

Teenager

I am a teenager
Yes
A terrible, Ignorant teenager
Yeah
I'm "lazy"
But...

Poem -

A Family Christmas

A Family Christmas

It’ll soon be time for Santa Claus to don his red pants and jacket
And for mummy’s and daddy’s...

Poem -

Damn...

Damn...

Mouths moving like a train
My brain is full and sane
Attracting all kinds
Very tall...

Poem -

WOW!

WOW!

Tongue moves like a train
My brain is full and sane
Attracting all kinds
Short,tall...

Poem -

A Happiness Buffet

A Happiness Buffet

I've tried so hard to live my life
As a caring human being
Don't understand all the conflicts...

Poem -

IT'S CHURCH!

IT'S CHURCH!

Sparrowsong I thought you were going to the Comedy Show...

I am...

Why are you bringing...