Have you mimed in the mirror when you were young, Admiring yourself singing favourite songs? ...
Woke up as a rabbit; Buck teeth, claws, wild whiskers, Those carrot snacks reacted; I...
With her bedroom eyes, mattress thighs, Duvet pupils twice the size, Plumped up pillows,...
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The heatwave`s Been all the rage Like it`s going out of fashion, It`s the season for...
Tossing and turning trying desperately.. To catch a red squirrel in my dreams...
Dressing gown on, sitting on the couch, Runny nose, a thermometer in my mouth, I've got my...
With a voice torn from too many bars She hung her whispering charms upon the silver noose, I...
Let me tell you about my friend Rolf He is very competitive at the game of golf One day he...
I love the word spontaneous Its me down to a tee I don’t do preparation Impulsive that...
Hold me, Cuddle me, I've just the right handle for you, Love me, Kiss me,...
What an awful shock To lose a sock What grief and hurt To lose a shirt...
Two black eyes and a broken nose
She's got blood on her clothes
Bare feet, a dirty face and...
Looking back down the path you have travelled, What has gone right, what has gone wrong; No...
"This is your life, your only chance, to give up on drugs, and take a different stance...
Failing, But for grace falling. Linked by exquisite miracle. Torn apart by a lie....
“The meek humble gush of wind felt ambitiously nervous, No one wants to own me”;it appealed, do...