Laughing

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Explicit! Explicit!

Explicit! Explicit!

Have you mimed in the mirror when you were young,
Admiring yourself singing favourite songs?
...

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A Rabbit Stew!

A Rabbit Stew!

Woke up as a rabbit;
Buck teeth, claws, wild whiskers,
Those carrot snacks reacted;
I...

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Bouncing Brenda!

Bouncing Brenda!

With her bedroom eyes, mattress thighs,
Duvet pupils twice the size,
Plumped up pillows,...

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Ant Bashing!

Ant Bashing!

The heatwave`s
Been all the rage
Like it`s going out of fashion,
It`s the season for...

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Chasing Squirrels

Chasing Squirrels

Tossing and turning
trying desperately..
To catch a red squirrel
in my dreams...

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Saturday Night Fever!

Saturday Night Fever!

Dressing gown on, sitting on the couch,
Runny nose, a thermometer in my mouth,
I've got my...

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A LOVER IN ME

With a voice torn from too many bars
She hung her whispering charms
upon the silver noose, I...

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ROLF THE GOLFER

ROLF THE GOLFER

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

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I love Spontaneous ?❤️

I love Spontaneous ?❤️

I love the word spontaneous
Its me down to a tee
I don’t do preparation
Impulsive that...

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Love Handles...

Love Handles...

Hold me,
Cuddle me,
I've just the right handle for you,
Love me,
Kiss me,...

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TO LOSE YOUR CLOTHES

TO LOSE YOUR CLOTHES


What an awful shock
To lose a sock
What grief and hurt
To lose a shirt...

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Locked up

Two black eyes and a broken nose

She's got blood on her clothes

Bare feet, a dirty face and...

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Pathways

Pathways

Looking back down the path you have travelled,
What has gone right, what has gone wrong;
No...

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"Re-purposed"

"Re-purposed"

"This is your life,
your only chance,
to give up on drugs,
and take a different stance...

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Fondly Failing

Fondly Failing

Failing,
But for grace falling.
Linked by exquisite miracle.
Torn apart by a lie....

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Dilemma of a Fart

Dilemma of a Fart

“The meek humble gush of wind felt ambitiously nervous,
No one wants to own me”;it appealed, do...