A crisp autumn night Beautiful but cold A sky riddled with stars In all its heavenly...
For my Sister and my Niece.
I hope you both continue to imagine a better world.
My dear old mummy and daddy
Took giggly pills 'fore I was born
It's the reason I came out a...
You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.
Q. What do you do if you run out of time?
A. Buy Newsweek.
Did the term “Monkey Business...
The pages bend, the pages turn The book teaches, the mind learns; Among the shelves, the...
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!
But we’d have to charge...
If you're alone and bored Nothing there is to be worried. Am just one call away Allow...
Soaring, falling through the sky I see a gleam in your eye.
Laughter, on your...
Q. What do Jewish women make for dinner.
A. Reservations.
Why do people say, “I’ll be...
" This poor guy, Thought he needed some kind of sign ? To know where his face & dick were, At...
He was perfection personified, with a lean muscled physique drop dead gorgeous green eyes, raven...
There was a man call uffalump Who couldn’t help himself but trump The smell kept all his...
I am a renowned Doctor
I travel the world curing constipation
I have discovered, it’s “...
“You have quite a sense of humour”
Someone recently chided
Twisting what seem like serious...
My experience as a new poet;
Based on my life, and my need to show it,
My growing up,...
One day at my favourite haunt,
I met a guy wearing boots he did flaunt,
Crocodile boots...