Stupidity

Hi :) someone was here!
Hi! Nobody Cares!!
Guess whose hot? Guess whose not?
Oh my god...

Bones cast upon the floor,

Sangoma reads the portents,

Inwardly smiling for charging more...

You expect me to enforce a law that I detest.
You expect me to place a woman under arrest.
...

Staring straight ahead,

Through everyone,

Ignoring greetings,

Of those who share my...

Just one more

It’ll be alright

It will soon wear off

It’s young the night

...

Hello Mr. Taylor, I'm Dr. Blue
What'll it be
Vicodin today?
Perhaps some Oxycontin?...

When a couple got a divorce, the wife was going to have to pay alimony.
She thought that she could...

I don’t like clichés’

Though I can’t seem to avoid them

And I don’t want to be ‘absent...

My next door neighbor is very stupid and a little strange.
When I asked him if he had ever been...

" OH JACK,, I KNOW WHAT I FORGOT TO PACK!
IT,S JUST REMINDED ME, NOW I,VE SEEN YA SAC !
GET...

18 months ago,
while laying in pieces of my tormented heart,
I promised myself i would never...

Finding yourself the target,
In an open space,
Nothing you've done,
Pissed of look...

I've done it again,
Shall i ever learn the easily way,
Maybe the hard way is all there is,...

THERE IS..YA DAMN REMOTE!!
IN THE CREASES OF YOUR BLOAT!
YOU ARE SUCH A TYPICAL BLOKE!...

T attooed and toothless

E verything in excess

X marks the spot

A ssholes by the...

'Good Morning Yorkshire !!'
I shouted out the window
Just letting the village know
I'...