Stupidity

THERE IS..YA DAMN REMOTE!!
IN THE CREASES OF YOUR BLOAT!
YOU ARE SUCH A TYPICAL BLOKE!...

T attooed and toothless

E verything in excess

X marks the spot

A ssholes by the...

'Good Morning Yorkshire !!'
I shouted out the window
Just letting the village know
I'...

Only one time I noticed the ghosts

Spots of light gathered at my window

The power was gone...

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD I AM!
I CANT EVEN READ THIS PLAN ?
FUCK KNOW,S WHERE I BLOODY AM ?
...

I,M NOT UP HERE TO GAIN HEIGHT!
SOME-ONE GAVE ME A RIGHT FRIGHT!
I HEARD A BANG, &...

I’m too stupid not to peck
What’s that red thing I see?
It is small, a tiny speck
Is...

I’m sorry he has you fooled

and you don’t believe it.

But I wonder why you can’t see it...

AN ERASMIAN MOMENT

I was sitting in a hotel bar one night
Listening to a lady say how it...

I,M A HEART ON MY SLEEVE KIND OF GIRL!
I THINK YOU MUST WEAR VEST,S!?
IS THERE ANY EMOTION...

Tiptoe to the tick tock,
Piddle paddle pop pop,
Nibble nibble knock knock,
Willy...

MY DOG..HE JUST WONT LET ME BE!
TRYING..TO CHILLAX IN THE GARDEN!
THE BALL KEEPS L;ANDING IN...

Everything is stupid. Everything.
Everyone from ones' head to their toes,
where all the...

I say, "you don't love me"
She replied, "I do"
I responded, "not how I want"
Do you...

IT,S CUTE SOME HOW
HOW..STUPID YOU ARE !?
YOU ACT AS IF
YOUR 5 YEARS OLD!
BUT.....