Stupidity

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Ghosts

Ghosts

Only one time I noticed the ghosts

Spots of light gathered at my window

The power was gone...

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WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD!?X

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD!?X

WHAT A BEAUTY-HEAD I AM!
I CANT EVEN READ THIS PLAN ?
FUCK KNOW,S WHERE I BLOODY AM ?
...

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G" AWD HELP US !?X

G" AWD HELP US !?X

I,M NOT UP HERE TO GAIN HEIGHT!
SOME-ONE GAVE ME A RIGHT FRIGHT!
I HEARD A BANG, &...

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A Chicken's Day

A Chicken's Day

I’m too stupid not to peck
What’s that red thing I see?
It is small, a tiny speck
Is...

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Player

Player

I’m sorry he has you fooled

and you don’t believe it.

But I wonder why you can’t see it...

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AN ERASMIAN MOMENT

AN ERASMIAN MOMENT

AN ERASMIAN MOMENT

I was sitting in a hotel bar one night
Listening to a lady say how it...

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AMOUROUS ARMOUR !?X

AMOUROUS ARMOUR !?X

I,M A HEART ON MY SLEEVE KIND OF GIRL!
I THINK YOU MUST WEAR VEST,S!?
IS THERE ANY EMOTION...

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HUM

Tiptoe to the tick tock,
Piddle paddle pop pop,
Nibble nibble knock knock,
Willy...

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MY LOOPEY...LOU!?x

MY LOOPEY...LOU!?x

MY DOG..HE JUST WONT LET ME BE!
TRYING..TO CHILLAX IN THE GARDEN!
THE BALL KEEPS L;ANDING IN...

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Stupid

Everything is stupid. Everything.
Everyone from ones' head to their toes,
where all the...

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Stupid

I say, "you don't love me"
She replied, "I do"
I responded, "not how I want"
Do you...

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CUTE..BUT STUPID !?X

CUTE..BUT STUPID !?X

IT,S CUTE SOME HOW
HOW..STUPID YOU ARE !?
YOU ACT AS IF
YOUR 5 YEARS OLD!
BUT.....

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EYE"S...WIDE-SHUT !?X

EYE"S...WIDE-SHUT !?X

SMART WOMEN READ!
BE-TWEEN THE LINE,S
UNLIKE.. THE MEN!
WHO..MIS-READ OR
IGNORE...

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Behind The Scenes of Yesterday

Slowly born and ill-bred

The savage boy has suffered dread

His ways are straight amidst...

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Stupid People

Stupid People

She has to pretend to be like you,
Because if she told you who she really was you would probably...

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ON..THIS SHELF !?X ( WITH...

ON..THIS SHELF !?X ( WITH ELF !")

YA..SCORED AN OWN GOAL
YA .STUPID ARSE HOLE !?
FAR ..FROM PERFECT!?
I WAS..SO WORTH IT...