I'm like Andy Griffith, I'm a cop without a gun. Because of an accident, I carry a weight on my...
You said you were making chicken salad but you made crab salad instead. You tricked me into eating...
Brain Scrubbing
Here at the Sunshine Asylum
we guests of the state
here to get...
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Disregarding all thought and meaning, yet still compelled to drive.
Flames once danced in a...
I went out last night. A Thursday night. I wasn't supposed to go anywhere, but I needed to escape. He...
It might have been a Monday, or even a Sunday Somehwere between the beginning of June and the end of...
Not the same, you are damned to the night, no one believes in you
The sky darkness knows your pain...
I believe there is good in man Yet this nagging feeling persists If you believe everything...
I remember a time when sleep was uninterrupted, Now it's damaged and restless and corrupted ...
“Get it while you here boy. Cause all that hype don’t feel the same next year boy.” “C’mon Marshall, is...
My birthplace seems to ever speak
of looming tombs, of bluest deep.
The depths below...
My eyes open My heart closed And my ears peeled I hear Satan's roar! Welcome to...
It was September 10th
the night before
Hell fell from the skies
and visited us...
Are we in the Age of reason?
Why is mans cruelty so true?
Religion divides the masses,...
I took a trip to Birmingham Alabama a car to pick up
With a little pocket change my mission was...
For the first time I'm genuinely terrified of losing someone I've so stupidly let in....
Shaking, shuttering, gut pouring, feeling
Inside thinking of the love caught in a trap
I am...