Thief

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TERRY THE TENERIFE THIEF

TERRY THE TENERIFE THIEF

This is a tale of Terry the thief
He operated in the holiday resort of Tenerife
Terry was...

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The Beefeater

The Beefeater

In the Spring of 1963, my Father had an idea, he knew’d go far;
He thought what Dayton had need of...

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FOR THE LOVE OF A COW

FOR THE LOVE OF A COW

Have you looked into that cows eye
And seen the beauty there
Have you ever stopped to ponder...

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My FIRST-KISS?

My FIRST-KISS?

I hated it
the kiss and the kisser
ill-prepared and freakin’ scared
I thought he was...

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S-O-C-K-S

S-O-C-K-S

(So Only Cool Kids Steal)

He never pays for anything. See that chair over there? He stole it ....

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what becomes ?

what becomes ?

you may enter in
and take
my prize posession
in the night
like a forrest tiger...

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Scammed

Scammed

(2014)

My girlfriend convinced
me to buy a cell phone.
The smart phone
is...

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Barefoot Siren

Barefoot Siren

She walked among them
Unaware as they sing there tune
And when they fall asleep
Under...

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Thieves Don't Always...

It is hard to write poetry with a pen

So I etch the words within my skin

when I shut my...

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MY PRETENTIOUS

MY PRETENTIOUS

Somethings fly with beautiful wings

And somethings creep and crawl

I thought you were one...

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She Ain’t Who She Use To Be

She Ain’t Who She Use To Be

Chinooks chitchatting, Chinook jargon, playing pachisi, the tribes chief aunty practices chiromancy, she...

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Vicious Thief

Vicious Thief

Baritone whispers of wicked speech, seeps into the souls of the meek, inheriting an infected Earth, slowly...

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THE COLLECTOR

THE COLLECTOR

His is handsome...

He is charming...

He says all the right things...

Some see him...

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Thus Spoke Kali

Thus Spoke Kali

Exhausting pleasure attacks

the plan

beleaguering

laying siege to him

...

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12 Years A Slave, Modern Day

King Kong, Empire State, kayaking across several lakes, a million eighths sold for 28, now my safe, ain’t...

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Thief of hearts

The thief of hearts

Sometimes Mama
I realize she's gone
never coming back.
I...