Thief

Even though my son is only five years old, he's somebody who you'll clobber.
He is an adorable child...

This may be hard for you to believe.
But I always kick the asses of thieves.
While working at...

An opinion
holds no dominion
unless acted upon
then it could be wrong

...

Misty the smokey, grey country cat
Narrow eyes of emerald green
He undoubtedly was the most...

The devil is alive and well on earth...

He will steal what you allow...

He will steal your...

The divorce is done and final
Your children are split up,
Your Ex Is coming after you
...

How can you enjoy playing that PlayStation 4?
You stole it from Best Buy, it's not yours.
...

You hire them, you fire them
They do nothing for you,
Making a fruitless argument
Yet...

How can two kingdoms unite
with a double edged sword?
Through the birth of a baby girl...

The bumbling thief picked a pocket nothing was there
Instead of a wallet there was only...

A string drops from the sky
Like the very fabric of time
Finding an image to Star
and...

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them.
I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to...

Squirrels can read...

Squirrels can't avoid food at theme parks, either...

Birds and French...

In the Summer of 1964, I was dealing in coins full time;
Foreign ones were really hot then, the...

This is a tale of Terry the thief
He operated in the holiday resort of Tenerife
Terry was...

In the Spring of 1963, my Father had an idea, he knew’d go far;
He thought what Dayton had need of...

Have you looked into that cows eye
And seen the beauty there
Have you ever stopped to ponder...