Thief

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I'M SURPRISED YOU DON&...

I'M SURPRISED YOU DON'T CALL YOURSELF HONEST JOE

Is anything you say of your own?

You even stole a few of President Trump speeches...

If...

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This Thief

This Thief

No one gives you lessons in how to not feel sad.
We’re never taught to deal with loss and grief...

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Like a thief in the night

Like a thief in the night

Someone has stolen my youth.. like a thief in the night.. he must have taken it away from me and hid it...

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Time

Time

Time travels a single track
On a journey that never ends.
It answers only to itself;
...

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Stolen Ford Truck

Stolen Ford Truck

A jerk thought he was being smart when he stole my Ford truck.
But he didn't know that it had no...

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The Robbery

The Robbery

I stole your heart, not possible to give it back,
then there was nothing that I would lack;
I...

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Old Chestnut

Old Chestnut

It's all over, there never was any mystery,
I told you that you can't change the events of history...

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Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde

Dastardly thwart utmost belied
Rest in peace Bonnie and Clyde
No honorable passage for thee...

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STEALING FOR HIS LIVING...

He stole for his living and paid for his loving
In houses in winter when snow needed shoving...

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Bowled Over At Panera’s

Bowled Over At Panera’s

For well over fifteen years now, at Panera’s have we dined;
Their prices a little bit higher, but...

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Sick of Shoplifters

Sick of Shoplifters

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop.
They come here and try to steal and I...

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THIEF

I saw him
Sneaking away
Stealer of the light
Thief of the day
I chased him...

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My Stolen General Lee

My Stolen General Lee

Last week while I slept, my damn neighbor decided to rob me.
He stole my car which was an identical...

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Robber

I need to take you off my mind
Before you take it over
I need to stop looking behind
...

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THEY'RE COMING BACK AGAIN

THEY'RE COMING BACK AGAIN

They've read the same Books that we once read...

Those same Books now being removed from School and...

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Vidiot

Vidiot

My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops.
It all started when the damn idiot stole...

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Bonnie and Clyde

Bonnie and Clyde

Dastardly thwart utmost belied
Rest in peace Bonnie and Clyde
No honorable passage for thee...