Warning

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Sordid Secrets ?

Sordid Secrets ?

Please keep your sordid secrets to yourself
Lock each and every one of them hidden safely on a...

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CARRYING A GUN

Somebody's father, husband, lover or son
Thought it would be cool to carry a gun
To kill a...

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THE AIRPORT LOUNGE LIZARD

Watch out ladies he's coming your way
The airport lounge lizard wants you for his prey
He...

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“Batten down the hatches!!”

“Batten down the hatches!!”

Oh my God its windy I was pegging out a sheet when a mahoosive gusty gale came and blew me off my feet, I...

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WAR IS HELL ON THE HOMEFRONT

War is hell on the homefront dearest mother
All around me men are taking cover
Fighting an...

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Don't Do Drugs

If you ever try a drug
you'll have to steal a coffee mug
Just to make yourself a cup of joe...

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open the box

open the box

You’ll find me if you look for me
Make sure you’re sure that’s what you want
Keep digging if...

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IT'S EASIER TO LOSE IT...

IT'S EASIER TO LOSE IT THAN TO WIN IT BACK

Venezuela was a Country that was the 5th richest in its Hemisphere...

They had food and water and...

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TRANSFORMED TO A...

TRANSFORMED TO A MARSHMALLOW ON A STICK

America is on the rise for the fall...

One step closer...

We're doing really well so far...

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POLICE OFFICERS MULTI...

POLICE OFFICERS MULTI BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR SIDE BUSINESS

Have your credit cards ready...

Cell phones too...

Say goodbye to your cash...

That...

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THE POLAR SHIFT

THE POLAR SHIFT

If there's a Polar Shift would everything remain the same?

Would there not be any charges in the...

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DO YOUR BEST TO IGNORE THE...

DO YOUR BEST TO IGNORE THE SIGNS

Who is He who speaks to the Locusts that know Him by His voice?

The Locusts can't be stopped from...

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Lifes Abstract Question--...

I see you Gather all you can
Rose and white
swirling in amazed delight
blades sharp...

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Mermaid's (The story...

Mermaid's (The story tellers warning)

Uncontrollable feeling of drowning
Theres never enough air underwater
But the view is...

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KA-BOOM

KA-BOOM

Stop right now,
Don't make a sound,
Don't even turn around.

Stepping stones,
A...

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Don’t

Don’t tell me that you care, because I’ll think you’re dependable
Don’t tell me that I’m beautiful,...