Wordplay

When I was a kid old folkies sayings were so weird
Like me Dad saying to me
‘Al wipe that...

Please, gimme a drink, mate, I wanna get drunk.
I gotta get wasted ‘til I fall down— kerplunk!...

I have received a accolade nobody is better than me
I am so very modest as you can plainly see...

Word crazy ?

Nonsensicle & hullabaloo
I love using a crazy word
Haven’t the...

You Slay Me!

Slaughter and laughter are very close friends,
just take off the “S” from one...

I keep my cool to walk a beat
and step on down the only street.
In front of me, the view I'm...

Poetry, a wonderful way to express thought
Whilst using a complete array of vocabulary one has been...

So many abbreviations in the world today
Can't be bothered or CBA is all I will say
In my...

A paint brush in hand it's time to draw
What shall I paint I'm not really sure
The sunset I'...

I'm sorry I don't understand what you said
The English language is so confusing for my poor little...

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...

You could've kicked my teeth right out my mouth
And I'd make it worth while,
I'd mop up the...

I’m out of step
a dinosaur!…
Cant hit the trend
I’m techno poor.
Bad spelling...

I go out to work and then I rest my head
Life's rich pattern it has been said
I escape the...

Smiling Red
Glittering Gold
A Hooded Man Said
A Prophecy Will Be Told

...

I never thought
It existed
I was not ought
To know.

I could not believe...