Humour

I find that there are few greater pleasures in life,
than a hot coffee and a cigarette, smoked out...

It may have been callous
But, I once took Cialis
Just to see, how hard it would be

...

I have a naughty kitten,
Who curls up on my lap,
The house would be quite peaceful,
If...

I got involved in a fight in Cradley Heath
Resulted in losing my two front teeth
Then another...

If you are weezen
It’s not too pleazen
So take some tissues and hide

Wipe all...

Oceans apart
blossomed the flames
of love’s fervent heat
familiarity doused them with...

I said what I said I said
but didn't say what I said
was said in any said way
other...

It was my first year
teaching in NYC
in 1999.

In the middle of the year,
a...

When I refused to buy my son a Nintendo Switch, he turned on me.

He gave away all...

(circa 2014)

I had a hot date with a Filipina
named Helen I met online.
We were...

(circa 1991)

I visit a friend
in Vermont, the
Green Mountain State.

In his...

Rain, a promise of growth and renewal
Mist covers the sun and water attacks the over quenched soil...

This cold-hearted soul
He who Masks in his gold
as he swirls the gems around
...

As I got older
I became bolder
And so, gave advice to all

But I soon realized...

Just about got real up in here!
Been Looking furiously in all of my cupboards, must have spun that...