Humour

A little boy Jack was is his pajamas, not long now till his bed,
He started thinking of the scary...

I woke up this morning
Dripping with sweat!
Changed my pajamas
Cause they were all wet...

I have an eight legged friend,
Who lives in my car mirror,
She's the queen bee of spiders,...

In days of old
When knights were bold
They roamed the wide expanses

They...

I find that there are few greater pleasures in life,
than a hot coffee and a cigarette, smoked out...

It may have been callous
But, I once took Cialis
Just to see, how hard it would be

...

I have a naughty kitten,
Who curls up on my lap,
The house would be quite peaceful,
If...

I got involved in a fight in Cradley Heath
Resulted in losing my two front teeth
Then another...

If you are weezen
It’s not too pleazen
So take some tissues and hide

Wipe all...

Oceans apart
blossomed the flames
of love’s fervent heat
familiarity doused them with...

I said what I said I said
but didn't say what I said
was said in any said way
other...

It was my first year
teaching in NYC
in 1999.

In the middle of the year,
a...

When I refused to buy my son a Nintendo Switch, he turned on me.

He gave away all...