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Humour

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Two Ticket in 10 Minutes

Two Ticket in 10 Minutes

(circa 2014)

I had a hot date with a Filipina
named Helen I met online.
We were...

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Derriere Affair

Derriere Affair

(circa 1991)

I visit a friend
in Vermont, the
Green Mountain State.

In his...

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Living in Wales

Rain, a promise of growth and renewal
Mist covers the sun and water attacks the over quenched soil...

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Cold Hearted Soul


This cold-hearted soul
He who Masks in his gold
as he swirls the gems around
...

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SMARTS

SMARTS

As I got older
I became bolder
And so, gave advice to all


But I soon realized...

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CRISIS ADVERTED

Just about got real up in here!
Been Looking furiously in all of my cupboards, must have spun that...

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How to Dress a Poet

How should I dress, now I am a poet?
In voluminous psychedelic robes
that flow kaftanesque...

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Burning down bridges...

Burning down bridges Spiritually

We bury ourselves in our own graves listening to people who discuss race. Our ancestors are gon today why...

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Funny Girls

My mother asked me "what's wrong funny girl " as she sat by my side
I'm tired of being funny is all...

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.... a joke!

.... a joke!

Some canny North Shields‘ fisherfolk
Set out one night to write a joke
But after one too many...

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IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT,...

IT'S NOT A MOVEMENT, IT'S JUST FOR MEN

I don’t know why
Men can’t sit, while they pee
It’s certainly easier
It seems to me...

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Sand Paper Pie

Sand Paper Pie

Let's both agree
to take a break
from our nasty
insidious mind games

At the...

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Movers And Shakers

Movers And Shakers

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We are going to new quarters, we’re moving and we’re shaking;
And if someone wants to help...

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Seize the Day

Before reading, I apologize for the small amount of profanity. The poem is cynical in nature and the words...

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Embarrassment In Outer Space

Embarrassment In Outer Space

The knowing look of embarrassment, was written on my face,
As I slowly tumble by myself, in deepest...