Vinnie used a tennis racket , which made quite the racket (noise) ...
Cookies are fantastic I choose chocolate chip If you give me a couple I might leave...
Garden hose faucet
Lefty loosey
righty tighty
if...
what fucking joy so soon should waste or the bliss of getting pissed might not...
One day while sitting, in my new car A bird approached me, from afar
And as it so,...
These days I sit Uninspired Old and grey And always tired
At this late...
Let be your superman, i'm tied of being average man i'm really loser in reality, living in...
One day, my wife Gave me a kiss So I asked her why Now why is this
She...
Foreword Stand and behold things are not as they seem As you enter the world of the ever-...
(circa 2001) I perused a computer dating site. She was a raving Romanian beauty and...
SCRATCH 'N SNIFF THE CELEBRITIES THAT STINK, SMELL & HAVE B.O. HA HA CELEBRITIES & ENTERTAINMENT...
Suburban Laundromat Scenes Suburban laundromat Anywhere USA I often go...
I look out my window On the parking lot And see the mad cat That lives...
I know this cat Who lives next door And I do hate him That’s for sure
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Sunshine selfies in the sun, Life is good and it's just begun.
Sunshine selfies in this...
I dreamt I was No longer old My feet and hands Were warm, not cold I...
