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Humour

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Freudian Slipping

Freudian Slipping

I find that writing poetry, is a panacea for my troubled mind;
On a couch being psychoanalyzed, you...

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Grandpa and the Congressman

Grandpa and the Congressman

(early 1970’s)

Grandpa Short worked for
Fuller Cement Company.
He studied...

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Sitting on the Dock

Sitting on the Dock

(circa 1988)

In my college senior year
I am on a boat dock
on the Hudson River...

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Elks Lodge Beauty Contest

Elks Lodge Beauty Contest

(circa 2015)

The Saturday evening

pork chops, sour kraut and

mashed...

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Where Have All The...

Where Have All The Supermarkets Gone? (Parody)

Where have all the manned checkouts gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the manned...

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a small piece of paper

a small piece of paper
with ink on it
a little piece of paper
passed hand to hand...

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You Smell!

You Smell!

Every time I am near you, your odor reigns strong!
Like a ripe, cabbage-dipped skunk, sweating in a...

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Steppford Buttercross

Steppford Buttercross

forty degrees outside of
her Chanel twinset..
(Ambient Temperature)
yet she
...

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Draw Me

Draw Me

I stand so tall and slightly lean

The sharpest creature ever seen

My t-shirt boldly has a...

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I woke up in the morning...

I woke up in the morning...

I woke up in the morning

With my country cold in bed

I woke up in the morning

Her...

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if you don't have your...

if you don't have your cake and eat it

Mrs. Wooley was formidable..
at a hundred she stood her ground
her dish cloths were white...

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A Favor

Remember the other day
When you asked which flavor
Of lip gloss you should use
Well I...

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Because We're Young

Parents will yell at you
When your music is too loud
It's not a big deal
They don't...

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Growing Old

Growing Old

Is something that tends to sneak up on you.
While 30 years ahead seems so far away
That you...

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Reality Check

Day dreaming is so easy
Especially in school
What if I was a star
Man, wouldn't that...

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THE JOKES FOR TODAY

THE JOKES FOR TODAY

Cherie ever here the butten joke, Cherie no I haven't, When I was kid we were so poor we couldn't afford...