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Humour

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MOTHER KNOWS BEST (Part 2...

MOTHER KNOWS BEST (Part 2 Inspired by Cherie Sumner's poem "My Purpose")

Universe, " When Steve Harvey announced the wrong "Miss Universe 2015"

Vortex, " When corrupt...

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Eeeeeeeeeegghhh!!!

Eeeeeeeeeegghhh!!!

(circa 1988)

My Nyack College room-mate Dan,
sporting his Magnum P.I. mustache,...

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A Pedant's plea!

A Pedant's plea!

Call me petty, call me trite
but you know what? try as I might…
I can’t skip past a word...

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MOTHER KNOWS BEST (INSPIRED...

MOTHER KNOWS BEST (INSPIRED BY CHERIE SUMNER'S POEM "MY PURPOSE"

Mother knows best because she teaches us the following subjects:

Agriculture, " a man reaps what...

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Why Didn't Jesus Visit...

Why Didn't Jesus Visit Allentown?

(circa 1974)

I am in third grade
and my Sunday School
teacher is telling
a...

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Bernie and Hillary Limerick

Bernie and Hillary Limerick

Presidential Candidate Clinton Limerick

Hillary, Secretary of State in D.C.
Ran for...

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Freudian Slipping

Freudian Slipping

I find that writing poetry, is a panacea for my troubled mind;
On a couch being psychoanalyzed, you...

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Grandpa and the Congressman

Grandpa and the Congressman

(early 1970’s)

Grandpa Short worked for
Fuller Cement Company.
He studied...

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Sitting on the Dock

Sitting on the Dock

(circa 1988)

In my college senior year
I am on a boat dock
on the Hudson River...

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Elks Lodge Beauty Contest

Elks Lodge Beauty Contest

(circa 2015)

The Saturday evening

pork chops, sour kraut and

mashed...

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Where Have All The...

Where Have All The Supermarkets Gone? (Parody)

Where have all the manned checkouts gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the manned...

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a small piece of paper

a small piece of paper
with ink on it
a little piece of paper
passed hand to hand...

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You Smell!

You Smell!

Every time I am near you, your odor reigns strong!
Like a ripe, cabbage-dipped skunk, sweating in a...

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Steppford Buttercross

Steppford Buttercross

forty degrees outside of
her Chanel twinset..
(Ambient Temperature)
yet she
...

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Draw Me

Draw Me

I stand so tall and slightly lean

The sharpest creature ever seen

My t-shirt boldly has a...

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I woke up in the morning...

I woke up in the morning...

I woke up in the morning

With my country cold in bed

I woke up in the morning

Her...