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Humour

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if you don't have your...

if you don't have your cake and eat it

Mrs. Wooley was formidable..
at a hundred she stood her ground
her dish cloths were white...

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A Favor

Remember the other day
When you asked which flavor
Of lip gloss you should use
Well I...

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Because We're Young

Parents will yell at you
When your music is too loud
It's not a big deal
They don't...

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Growing Old

Growing Old

Is something that tends to sneak up on you.
While 30 years ahead seems so far away
That you...

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Reality Check

Day dreaming is so easy
Especially in school
What if I was a star
Man, wouldn't that...

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THE JOKES FOR TODAY

THE JOKES FOR TODAY

Cherie ever here the butten joke, Cherie no I haven't, When I was kid we were so poor we couldn't afford...

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That Girl Right There

Short, young and fine
Long, beautiful hair
Her outfit is divine
She sees you stare...

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What Are Teenage Girls Made Of

What are teenage girls made of
Sugar, spice and everything nice
But when I looked at you...

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What Would You Do

What would you do?
While on a walk
If you met a dog
That could actually talk

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Rent Day

Rent Day

hello my lovely roommate, rent was due today

you avoided my phone calls and I could not pay...

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Read All About It

Paper open, fear inside,

3 dead, their sure it's homicide.

I turn the page I must read on...

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Swings Both Ways

Hole one, par 4, driver, ball on tee,

I'm Nicklaus, I'm Hogan, I'm Woods, I'm Seve.

My...

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Times are a'changing!

Times are a'changing!

It’s hard to tell a stranger quite how pissed off I can feel,

to always be the ‘fall guy’ every...

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STREET WISE

STREET WISE

If you see
A poor old man
Sitting on the street

Then pick him up
Dust him off...

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CRAVING YOUR AFFECTION

CRAVING YOUR AFFECTION

When I crave your affection

It's like humans craving food

I don't ask, I demand it

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Orifice

Orifice

As a matter of fact the fact of the matter is does it matter if it matters in fact no matter what what...