Comedy

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

Cream puffs, pies, and chocolate brownies
Should surely be banned from the planet
They have...

I have a best friend whose name is Kate
Wherever we go she is always late
The reason for her...

I've got a new phone
and I can't seem to work it
It's driving me crazy,
I'm going...

Close my eyes real tight...

Make a wish so hard...

This has got to be my night...

...

My name is Timmy and I had a dog named Lassie.
My father is an alcoholic and my mother is sassy....

A little twist on the Christmas poetry ???

My Christmas Stockings!

Twas the night before...

I get really upset and frustrated this time of the year.
Children think I'm Santa Claus with eight...

Let me tell you about brothers Frank, Mark and Joe
All had a surname of King as their birth...

Today we are going to the pantomime
For festive fun Oh yes we are
Alot of us boarding a bus...

I won't be home for Christmas even though I tried.
I won't be home because my parole was denied....

Lights out it's time to go to bed
Time I was resting my sleepy head
I should by rights sleep...

Without making a
twit tarring buffoon, sans unshackle
irrepressible bone a fide
funny...

Whether a totally
tubular ordinary day, or...hmm...
perhaps at the
approach of...

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

(now a penchant with less Zionist trenchant ululation to vent.)

Not a peep passed thru mine -...

Fake Souls
And Other Fake Things

Poems
By
Jake Cosmos Aller

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