Comedy

Hue more, a dog send,
asper how this poe
whet tick mutt air ring
mortal doth cope with...

I learned the hard way that real bears aren't like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon...

Black in colour and located on a busy street
A new pair of shoes belonging to somebody's feet...

Twas the night before Christmas 2018
and my eldest son, Sam, had just answered my dream,
when...

Ach'n (ache Ken) Existential Struggle...

(NOT by Bellini, Paganini, Rossini...
Eeny Meany...

Let me tell you about my friend Rolf
He is very competitive at the game of golf
One day he...

Heels or no heels it's new years eve
A difficult decision you just wouldn't believe
I'm off...

Those holiday traditions we go through
From Thanksgiving to year’s end too
Friends come on...

Countless instances submitting poems
finds me racking
quite a hefty collection of rejections...

Blood shot eyes
What a surprise
Bad hair day
Coming my way

Clothes in...

This poem isn't that deep
I just wanted to say I love to sleep
It's hard for me to fall...

Where oh where is my next poem
Where could it be I search my mind
Couldn't find it, where...

Let me tell you about Barney Rubble.
He's a criminal who is in big trouble.
Barney lost his...

My finger started to bleed and bleed
In Runnymeade
My tongue was burnt on some porridge...

January thirteenth two thousand
and nineteen will complete
mine third score orbitz round the...

Going to the kitchen was my first mistake
I decided that today I would make a cake
Eggs,...

Harry the black nose donkey
Had a very ugly nose
And all the other animals in the farm use...