Comedy

Beware the frigid air,
Snow white chill,
Crispy dead ground,
Trees that are bare....

All my friends are red and I am plain white
They get eaten quickly and that serves them right...

As far as I know, giggles are still free
Scream like a banshee, you will soon see
Your mood...

Woe is me I say woe is me
I am stuck in the lavatory
I'm in a state and totally shocked...

A Mothers Day,
Never ending,
No we are not pretending,
We cook and clean,
Clean...

Been in the family for nearly twenty years
It has seen it all the tantrums and the tears
...

I have received a accolade nobody is better than me
I am so very modest as you can plainly see...

Word crazy ?

Nonsensicle & hullabaloo
I love using a crazy word
Haven’t the...

This dress I have bought is just a dream
It has a pink and white colour scheme
My shoulders...

The sky is always blue and so is the sea
I am of course referring to a place called Hawaii
...

I went to church but the preacher was so boring.
He became upset every time he heard me snoring....

Don't think I will be going out today
The weather is cold and the sky is grey
A bar of...

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis
He dwelled amongst the hills & glens
His doting...

Cincinnati, Ohio
(most Up To Date Virgin)

Any attempt for fecund woman
to...

Here I am all high and mighty
A member of that well to do society
I can get into clubs...

What a surprise and what a shocker
I don't have the key for my dear old locker
All my stuff...

In a state of non caring,
and who cares who is staring.
Cause you know what they are seeing...