Comedy

Posing As Dystopian Rant

This prognosticator doth predict
potential based at current rate...

The British nation must be a nation of plonkers
Standing hours to pay for Christmas food we must be...

Have you peeled a potato before ?
Standing for hours on a kitchen floor
Surely there must be...

Eating a bowl of Post Shredded Wheat
Is like eating big clumps of dead grass
Now I know why...

After posting it, I discovered some typos so here is the latest version

fake food part one
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last of my fake food rants for today

Fake Beer

Nowadays
When you order a beer...

more fake food poems

Fake Bread

Nowadays
Most of the time

I eat fake bread...

Fake Food

in this world of fake things
Nothing is more fake
Than the food we eat...

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

I asked my girlfriend what she wants for Christmas
And she said all she wants for Christmas is me...

Bud Weiser and Stella Artois went for a drink
It's not as crazy as some might think
Both on...

This little poem is of Terry Derry
At Christmas time he had a glass of sherry
One glass of...

As always when in the initial throes
of writing what I strive to concoct viz
pièce de ré·sis·...

Like a statue he doesn't move
What is it he's trying to prove?
Being so still not making a...

Aite aite
I can not lie
​​​I love tha way you tote pipe

At the bottom of my garden he was first spotted
I immediately was hooked and besotted...

Making love
Sounds
Bring tha rain
Young luva
You starting tha way i thought...