Comedy

This joyous season will soon be over
But the memories will remain in my heart
Of all the warm...

What I did is mixed superstition from all over the world and put it into one humoured poem.

I have...

Trust is like a pencil eraser,
one end removes mistakes,
the other pens a better outcome,...

Asper sweaty palms,
and other physiological ills
nothing beats infusion of
spine...

She lived in a massive palace full of sequins and jewels
Servants were on hand to follow her rules...

Think of all the cooked meats there is today
At least a hundred I would say
Ham, beef, pork...

when it comes
to the end

and nothing left
to feel

and you sit alone in...

(circa: early December 27, 2018 morning)

There appears to be a
virulent (possibly deadly)...

Aliens have recently taken over my mind
They're a friendly lot, they are
Obsessed by the...

Well I’m done with bubble & squeak
Please no more turkey curry
Let Spring , then summer...

My son asked for a video game console and I ended up being sorry.
I went Christmas shopping at a...

Never know what's coming out of my mouth
Was once in a store in Cape Cod
Some lady clumsily...

All this exercise has given me a terrible thirst
I need a drink now or I think I will burst
...

Lemme breathe smoke free air, okay
devoid of exhaust from swarm
(bajillion) enroute without...

I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to...

Relieved of fatherhood Saint
Nick schtick found me
to relinquish ratty outfit, and stow away...

Last year, the Grinch stole the presents and my Christmas tree.
This year I'm making that green...