Comedy

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DESSERT ADDICTION

DESSERT ADDICTION

Buttons were starting to come off his shirt
For Richard Foley was addicted to dessert
He had...

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The Prickles Shindig

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm
& Everyone was there...

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JUST WANT TO BE SURE

JUST WANT TO BE SURE

I hear what you say but please say it once more
I love what you say but I wanted to be sure
...

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THE BORING MAID

THE BORING MAID

In ye olde England there lived a maid
She lived a very boring life I'm afraid
All that...

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He's So Handsome I Can...

He's So Handsome I Can't Believe My Ears

When I say things like my momma did
When she was eighty years old
β€œHe's so handsome, I can't...

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Baby It is Cold Outside

Baby It is Cold Outside

Baby It is cold outside
Response: No it is not we live in
Southern California
I guess...

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The Consequences of...

The Consequences of Watching Son of The Mask

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

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Desire Of The Flesh

Desire Of The Flesh

If a sexy woman doesn't turn your crank
Best they check you for a pulse
Had to actually look...

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THE OFFICE PARTY

THE OFFICE PARTY

The office Christmas party has come round once more
All the employees find it hard to get through...

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AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

AN ALIEN IN MY CITY

An alien landed in my city from outerspace
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...

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ONE OF THOSE DAYS

ONE OF THOSE DAYS

I had one of those days you want to forget
I went outside and it was pouring wet
The puddles...

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Why you shouldn't be...

Why you shouldn't be glass

she said she could break so easily
that she was sensitive
like a glass statue
but you...

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A River Running

A River Running

Once I was by a willow,
sitting by my favorite tree,
when out of the blue,
and it...

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Exam stress jingle bells...

Exam stress jingle bells parody

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

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NUDE JUDE

NUDE JUDE

Let me tell you a tale of a man named Jude
​​​​​​An unusual fellow he always goes out in the nude...

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MY GUARDIAN ANGEL MAY JUST...

MY GUARDIAN ANGEL MAY JUST BE ITALIAN

Many people say 13 is an unlucky number...

I must have been dropped off of another planet......

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I Can't Get Drunk

I Can't Get Drunk

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...