Comedy

Switch me on and I will make you disappear
You have been warned now get out of here
The...

Some of us always make them
Though we usually never succeed
To fullfill our resolutions...

I have known Stan for almost twenty years
Throughout that time he always comes up with new...

(house sand zero, and own nine)

Wine hot ja... jes... justa bead devout
boo... boos...booze...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

Is anyone else muddled up
Or is it only me
Crikeys this Christmas holiday
Has got me...

I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut...

Have you ever had a frog in your throat?
Well it isn't a pleasant experience
They tickle and...

Often wondered bout people down under
Do they have to stand on their heads?
Do they have to...

Peter Peters balanced apples on his head
An unusual thing to do it has to be said
Peter...

Yeah
It is going
to happen

I will overcome
and become
financially...

It happened again this afternoon
A lady requested my autograph
Mistaking me for Kenny Rogers...

Jingle bells Jingles bells all the way to starbucks,
Thay say I am hard to buy for all you need to...

Everyone the world over
will start the new year
with a blank canvas,
but only the...

Happiness 2019
Are you happy?
Capture happiness in it's meaning
For some it's an awful...

..drip..drip..drip..

Convention demands this be

..fixed..fixed..fixed..

but I've...

It's true.
You were young and beautiful.
You read the news.
I noticed you like you...