How flippant, extremely frivolous Peter & Paul, the terrible twins The two of them...
I wonder what its like in heaven It must be immensely vast There surely has to be a queuing...
If I could use an Adjective to describe myself the word would be...
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Stuffed in a bodily fluid Stained Cigar The dossier was bought/paid for...
You stole my time lied to me... and gladly took all the gifts I bring. You tell them I loved...
Greedy Neville?
Deliciously yummy Whilst extremely hot Neville devours vindaloo curry...
Holy crappola My hair's thinning out I'm much too young It's making me pout
It...
There are so many choices to be had When ordering a sandwich
What kind of bread What...
When the Grim Reaper passes my way I plan to give the...
I beg your pardon I never promised you a rose garden AND Though we ...
I need some inspiration, so I can write this poem. Oh what should I write about, I...
I was sitting in my chair one day Not a single care in the world A filly came by and flashed...
sailing softly through the sun tracing wave shapes among the clouds right along here was...
Sneaky Squirrel
Scurrilous squirrel does a jittery jump Landing on his all fours It...
This is a tale about my brother Mark He has an amazing talent he can see in the dark No...
Betwixt and between Sadness and mirth Happy but sad For dear Mother Earth
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Tight grey shorts, Legs red raw, Walking to school, In a stroppy mood, It's the...