Comedy

Many people say 13 is an unlucky number...

I must have been dropped off of another planet......

(This fictional poem takes place in the year 1984.)

I can't believe what the USA Government has...

If I could get back the dollars I've spent
I'd be an extremely rich man
Buying stuff just...

POEM FIVE All I Ask
All I ask is that you give my love a chance to win over your heart..
This...

POEM SEVEN We Will be very Happy

The way our roads we took away from each other happiness and...

Who’s Watching You

Do you know that Santa’s naughty, and nice list has been around for...

Speedy gonzales stop running so fast
I thought I was in the lead
But you went whizzing past...

Wuthering westerly wind
Is blowing a hooley today
Least it isn’t freezing
Not from...

I drive a convertible but not by choice.
If I hadn't ducked, I wouldn't be alive for people to hear...

i operate the weight machine
at the gym

i watch the veins
come out of my arms...

Slipping on the ice
Is not very nice
Slipping in the rain
Is a real pain

...

(not really, but just wanted
to get your attention.)

Thus "NOT FAKE," but
poetic...

ITS THE END OF MY SEASON AND IM BEING CLOSED DOWN ,
IM NOT VERY HAPPY AND I HAVE A BIG FROWN ,...

I hear the patter of tiny feet.
Maybe I should quickly get something to eat
or should I have...

I'm humbled and honoured something was named after me
My name will go down in history
I am...

My Purpose in life

Every day of your life is a blessing from God.

He gave us the gift of a...

POEMS 6 God's Perfection

God made the mountains kiss the clouds that we may look up beyond our own...