Comedy

Poem -

Peter & Paul

How flippant, extremely frivolous
Peter & Paul, the terrible twins
The two of them...

Poem -

Heaven or Hell?

I wonder what its like in heaven
It must be immensely vast
There surely has to be a queuing...

Poem -

Magnificent

Magnificent

If I could use
an Adjective
to describe
myself
the word
would
be...

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Poem -

Creating The Russian...

Creating The Russian Collusion ( Dedicated to Larry Ran)

Stuffed in
a bodily fluid
Stained Cigar
The dossier
was bought/paid
for...

Poem -

Guess Who

You stole my time lied to me...
and gladly took all the gifts I bring.
You tell them I loved...

Poem -

Greedy Neville?

Greedy Neville?

Deliciously yummy
Whilst extremely hot
Neville devours vindaloo curry...

Poem -

Orange Coiffure

Orange Coiffure

Holy crappola
My hair's thinning out
I'm much too young
It's making me pout

It...

Poem -

sandwich choices

sandwich choices

There are so many choices to be had
When ordering a sandwich

What kind of bread
What...

Poem -

The Mortician

The Mortician

When the
Grim Reaper
passes
my
way
I plan
to give
the...

Poem -

I beg your Pardon

I beg your Pardon

I beg your pardon
I never promised
you a rose garden
AND
Though we
...

Poem -

What should I write?

What should I write?

I need some inspiration,
so I can write this poem.
Oh what should I write about,
I...

Poem -

Blue Moonies

Blue Moonies

I was sitting in my chair one day
Not a single care in the world
A filly came by and flashed...

Poem -

strange magic...

strange magic...

sailing softly through the sun
tracing wave shapes among the clouds
right along here was...

Poem -

Sneaky squirrel

Sneaky Squirrel

Scurrilous squirrel does a jittery jump
Landing on his all fours
It...

Poem -

MY AMAZING BROTHER MARK

MY AMAZING BROTHER MARK

This is a tale about my brother Mark
He has an amazing talent he can see in the dark
No...

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Betwixt And Between

Betwixt And Between

Betwixt and between
Sadness and mirth
Happy but sad
For dear Mother Earth

...

Poem -

Plastic plates and pink...

Plastic plates and pink custard!

Tight grey shorts,
Legs red raw,
Walking to school,
In a stroppy mood,
It's the...