Comedy

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Piling on the pounds???

I don’t know about you
But the festive eating I do regret
Its not that I don’t enjoy it...

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I AM A TURKEY

I AM A TURKEY

I am a Turkey I wobble wobble wobble!!! in the woods and go GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!
I am a Turkey I...

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Sparrowsong Has Gone Missing

Sparrowsong Has Gone Missing

She said
the flight
to California
was great
and was
happy
to...

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PTCD ( Post Traumatic...

PTCD ( Post Traumatic Critic Disorder

Stored in
a beaker
my
Thoughts
Observations
and
Experience...

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Clever country cat?

Misty the smokey, grey country cat
Narrow eyes of emerald green
He undoubtedly was the most...

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A Sloth and His Stash

A Sloth and His Stash

Dwells in the basement
of his mother's home
once a promising
Harvard Attorney
...

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Eeew! A Baby Sister!

Eeew! A Baby Sister!

Gobs of happiness, bundles of joy!
My sister turned out to be a boy

Mom said, “Welcome your...

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READ THE WARNING SIGN

READ THE WARNING SIGN

I needed a holiday so I decided on a trip
Seeing an unused pool I went in for a dip
It was...

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To be like you...small take

If I were like you
if i were

I would love myself
like a petal in the scented wind...

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CHEESE AND HAM

CHEESE AND HAM

Oh geez
Not cheese
Please

Oh geez
You agrees ?
Please

Oh damn...

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BRAVE THE SHAVE

BRAVE THE SHAVE

It's time for me to get my razor and begin
To tackle the hair which has grown under my chin
...

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BLACK FRIDAY

BLACK FRIDAY sounds so evil,
Like the world is coming to end
And the devil is coming,Why can'...

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Catch My Drift

Catch My Drift

Strange how it goes, they're waiting their turn
To flood my thoughts, got ideas to burn

...

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POETRY VS PAINTING

POETRY VS PAINTING

A paint brush in hand it's time to draw
What shall I paint I'm not really sure
The sunset I'...

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Restless leg syndrome??

On my God, what a nuisance
Here they go again
My legs are feeling overactive
This...

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Brexit again bla bla

Brexit again bla bla

Brexit that, Brexit this
Brexit not. Brexit is
For goodness sake...

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My annual xmas shopping?

My annual Xmas shopping?

Two dozen bags later
I trudge wearily through the mall
This...