Comedy

(now a penchant with less Zionist trenchant ululation to vent.)

Not a peep passed thru mine -...

Fake Souls
And Other Fake Things

Poems
By
Jake Cosmos Aller

Index...

Buttons were starting to come off his shirt
For Richard Foley was addicted to dessert
He had...

Mr & Mrs Prickle were a busy pair
They held a party on the farm
& Everyone was there...

I hear what you say but please say it once more
I love what you say but I wanted to be sure
...

In ye olde England there lived a maid
She lived a very boring life I'm afraid
All that...

When I say things like my momma did
When she was eighty years old
“He's so handsome, I can't...

Baby It is cold outside
Response: No it is not we live in
Southern California
I guess...

When I decided to watch a bad movie, it was an impossible task.
I died when I watched Son of The...

If a sexy woman doesn't turn your crank
Best they check you for a pulse
Had to actually look...

The office Christmas party has come round once more
All the employees find it hard to get through...

An alien landed in my city from outerspace
He got out of his spaceship and had the cutest face...

I had one of those days you want to forget
I went outside and it was pouring wet
The puddles...

she said she could break so easily
that she was sensitive
like a glass statue
but you...

Once I was by a willow,
sitting by my favorite tree,
when out of the blue,
and it...

Wading through the books,
Think I might resort to drugs,
And I really am considering,
...

Let me tell you a tale of a man named Jude
​​​​​​An unusual fellow he always goes out in the nude...