Comedy

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ā€˜Beast from the east’?

The ā€˜Beast from the east’
Is approaching our town
So shift your movables
in the...

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DEAD LUCKY

DEAD LUCKY

Dead lucky was the best name to describe him
While others put on weight he always remained slim...

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A FROG PRINCE

A FROG PRINCE


There are so many things make me anxious and wince
Like kissing a lot of frogs before you...

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The ticking tock

Tick tock tick tock
Goes my German cuckoo clock
Though I am very fond of it
This...

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Husband For Sale

Husband For Sale

(tongue in cheek
by this moldering geek.)

Thy marriage doth incurably ail,
even...

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Stop that beat ??

When we hear music
I think it is the beat
I’ve noticed I’m not the only one
Who...

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Now and Again

Now and Again

The future is yet unknown
With all the dreams we own,
Saving hard for a special home.
...

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Topsy Turvey

Topsy Turvey

Imagine if everything was topsy-turvy
The sky was a bright yellow-green
Grass was a deep...

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From the sky

From the sky

Watch me fall out from the sky,
no perpetrating this is my life,
random circumstances cause...

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ABBREVIATIONS

ABBREVIATIONS

So many abbreviations in the world today
Can't be bothered or CBA is all I will say
In my...

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Black Friday At The Hospital

Black Friday At The Hospital

I have a sad story that requires music that's played by a fiddle.
I've been wounded and I'm spending...

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TO LOSE YOUR CLOTHES

TO LOSE YOUR CLOTHES


What an awful shock
To lose a sock
What grief and hurt
To lose a shirt...

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BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM...

BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM HELL)

Too much alcohol from the night before
My head is still spinning that's for sure
I looked...

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Santa's Doing Time

Santa's Doing Time

No visit
from Santa
this
Year

Apparently
Saint Nichols
is well...

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Missing You Sparrowsong

Missing You Sparrowsong

Well Thanksgiving
Did not
Go so
well

The Main Course
UMMM
I mean...

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Laughter is a tonic?

Laughter is a tonic?

Everybody needs a laugh now & again
It doesn’t half do you good...

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SWAT INITIATIVE (...

SWAT INITIATIVE ( SPARROWSONG WILDRICE ASSEMBLE TEAM

Greg :

Just Calm down
We are gonna
have a great
Thanksgiving
Dinner!...