Comedy

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TWO OLD LADIES ON A BUS

TWO OLD LADIES ON A BUS

The bus was packed both upstairs and down
Everyone was making that essential trip into town
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B1-POEM THREE There is Love...

B1-POEM THREE There is Love alive

POEM THREE There is Love alive

I want to do some wonderful things in being romantic with you! The...

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Pearl the deaf parrot

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
Resides at Christinas care home l’m not really sure how this will...

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FAT PAT AND SLIM JIM

FAT PAT AND SLIM JIM

Deep in the heart in one of the American states
Lived two fellas who were the best of mates
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B69-POEM ONE Know You Better

B69-POEM ONE Know You Better

B69-POEM ONE Know You Better

I've thought about you since the day we met.
There was a...

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B' Day Wish poem for...

This is the day
Everyone smiles and says
Happy Birthday that time is here
What...

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The preacher who falls into...

“There is a preacher who falls into the ocean,
He cannot swim, so it's all quite a commotion....

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ADDICTION TO WASHING

ADDICTION TO WASHING

The addiction he had was unusual for sure
Whenever he washed he wanted to wash some more
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Morning Rush hour in...

Morning Rush hour in Beijing (from a room at the Beijing Guangxi Hotel.)

Morning Rush hour in Beijing (from a room at the Beijing Guangxi Hotel.)

Bub bub
Bup bup...

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Pumping power ??

Brussel sprout crisps by Walkers
Mmmm just tried them, very yum
Just hoping they don’t give...

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The Sight Before Christmas

The Sight Before Christmas

Wide awake; I lay in bed,
A picture perfect day forming in my head –

Tomorrow, I’ll...

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PEEK A BOO

PEEK A BOO

Where are you little child of mine
We've been playing peek a boo from just after nine
You...

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The Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger

It's a cold and rainy, nasty old day
Methinks I'll just stay inside today

Dream about love...

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fake people

I am living in a world of fake people
Everyone around me is fake
Everyone is running their...

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GIVE PEAS A CHANCE

GIVE PEAS A CHANCE

They are huddled together on your plate
The future for the humble pea doesn't look great
...

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The fairground ride from...

Please Mr showman
Slow your roundabout down
My daughters on it now
Her face is a...

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HIS FAVOURITE SHIRT

HIS FAVOURITE SHIRT

His favourite shirt he wore every day
The colour was blue with flecks of grey
To the outside...