Comedy

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HEY MISTER TAXI DRIVER

HEY MISTER TAXI DRIVER

Hey mister taxi driver don't be slow
Take me quickly to where I want to go
Please please...

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Voices Of Comedy And Tragedy

Voices Of Comedy And Tragedy

Voices Of Comedy And Tragedy

If breathing is by billing, living will be dying No Price ever equates...

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ACCEPTING LIFE

ACCEPTING LIFE

I’ve decided to accept my life
Exactly, for what it is..............?
Another magnum, of...

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Damn Christmas Bills

My wife makes me put up 3000 Christmas lights at our place.
We have the only house that can be seen...

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Shopping Line Panic

Shopping Line Panic

(December 16, 2017)

The wife and I place
our food items on the
check-out line
...

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Poo-Wawa

Poo-Wawa

My sister’s poodle Chewy,
Who is half Chi-Wawa
Chews the carpet,
Whips his tail,...

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Merry go round

Merry go round

Before I learnt of poetry
I'd write if I felt strongly
Just to put my thoughts on paper...

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SMARTNESS

SMARTNESS

As I got older
I became somewhat bolder
And so, was an adviser to all

But I...

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CHEWING GUM CURSE

CHEWING GUM CURSE

The man with chewing gum stuck to his shoe
Was at a loss at what to do
He could not reach his...

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INTENT

INTENT

At this stage in our life
When we, got up and went
We should not be to upset
We’ve...

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Little Lions

Domestic, fantastic
How could they be so fabulous?
Scritch-scratching away
On the tiny...

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Yikes, I got man boobs!

Yikes, I got man boobs!

with noticeable burgeoning bosom in the offing, ahoy
this baby faced blubbery bosom beastie boy...

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Thanksgiving Regret

Thanksgiving Regret

(circa 1987)

In college
I worked as a house painter,
as many others did in
the...

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House Arrest Officer At...

House Arrest Officer At Christmas

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE
NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING
...

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Paris Beautiful

Paris Beautiful

Winter time
is
beautiful
under
the paris
lights
Cafes
wine...

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EXERCISE

EXERCISE

When we were young and strong
Doctors would us ostracise
But now, that we are old and frail...

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SOME THINGS ARE BETTER WITH...

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER WITH SUGAR THAN SALT

You can cry if you want to...

You can be mad at just about anything...

You can fight all...