Comedy

It was a typical office day,
Not much to proclaim,
Until one poor, lonely soul,
He...

The man was distraught.
that she could clearly see.
The pretty young doctor
sat...

Give me a sledge with all my friends and we'll stay out till ten
With all this snow, cheeks a glow...

My name dear friends is William Trevors
I am known for wearing odd socks in all kind of weathers...

As I walk through Earth below,
I scrounge for veggies to hold,
Preying them to find,
...

One pair size 8 walking boots
used once under duress
promised to walk the pennine route...

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Christmas tree last night;
She told me he was...

Christmas in December
Will beat the January out of you
All that shopping for gifts
...

T’was the night before Christmas
And in each of our rooms
The aroma, of smoked meat
...

It is time again for the villages to celebrate

they have grown the flies on vines
monkeys...

He sneezed into his handkerchief about a week ago
When something so trivial as that happened how...

I'm Popeye the Sailor, I'm sure not Popeye Doyle.
Things went down hill when I married Olive Oyl....

She wakes up and goes about the day
In the same clothes she wore yesterday
Nothing else to...

My new Russian bride can only say one english word and that word is no.
If she doesn't start...

Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what...

I eat bananas like a chimp or an ape
Nothing is better than munching a grape
I am my friends...

The time of year for party games
and foods that will impart
that special atmosphere created...