Comedy

"remember the kind words that your parents tell you"

Always Love others and treat them the way you...

Dogs are our masters
for they have no thumbs
We go to work
They stay home
and...

There's a flower that looks like a pair of hooker's lips
Strangely, they're called “Hooker's Lips”...

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So how do you like this stuff...

I spilt coffee on my brand new shirt
I hit my head on the door gosh that hurt
Hey ho the day...

(my fashionably late xmas greeting
could long foster for this century 21 a meeting
of thee...

twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you...

I have loved him over lifetimes,
That's what makes this all so tough;
I guess we never have...

From out of the fire a woman rose,
Graceful steps on tippy-toes.
Gorgeous smile and button...

Denny O' Gara has a personalised number plate on his car
DOG1 travels Britain's roads both near and...

I' had my head down,
hundreds of men's pants,
banging them out,
as if in a trance,...

I stumbled and fell before you in tears
on my knees in streams of sand

the hour glass in...

I would love to accomplish the impossible...

What goes in, comes out gold...

To be that...

There once was a man from Glass
Who had a very Flatulent ass
No matter what he'd do
...

Romance is a construct of extravagance and affection
But love, is the act of devotion , commitment...

In the middle of the night
When sleep eludes me
I write
It’s a thing I do
To...

Dear God,

Please make the week go quicker to get us to the weekend.

Please give...