Comedy

Winter time
is
beautiful
under
the paris
lights
Cafes
wine...

When we were young and strong
Doctors would us ostracise
But now, that we are old and frail...

You can cry if you want to...

You can be mad at just about anything...

You can fight all...

Welcome to my new pen
I'm writing poems again
Words will tell my story
In the hope of...

(circa 2013)

It was not
so much a glow
I witnessed as
the protruding belly...

A couple of thousand years ago
An angel known as Jeff
Swooped down from the sky's and across...

You find a girl and fall in love, you started off with a date,
Things progressed and now it's...

Charlie Morris drove a bright yellow three wheeler
He brought it from a backstreet dodgy dealer...

Opps, it came out wrong
And that wasn' a song.
feeling no regrets (burp)
as the suds...

My ears twitch what's there?
If I stretch will you stroke my fur?
I tilt my head what's there...

What urks me mostes...
The peeple that cann't spell chek.
Y cant they use spell cheker?...

Even though you complain because you have thirteen kids to feed,

You don't agree...

My Cell Phone,
One I do love,
As hours spent with you,
I've become addicted.

...

If ignorance is bliss
Then something is amiss
We just can’t be oblivious
When we need...

It's The Most Stressful Time Of The Year
With the finals upon us
And professors will fuss to...

I remember the time when Hillary Clinton looked constipated in the last presidential race
during one...

Hillary Clinton was on stage
picking her nose again
some girl run up on stage and said I saw...