Comedy

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The Suitcase

The Suitcase

Stylish,well presented
I headed out of the door
Down the slope I glided
You couldn’t...

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A RIDDLE POEM .,.(EYE) Am...

A RIDDLE POEM .,.(EYE) Am the SON of Water,.,WHO AM ( I ) ???

( EYE ) am the son oF water Who am I ???
if ( i ) return to WATER EYE
wheel surly DIE...

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Butterfly(!)^(!) Purple...

Butterfly(!)^(!) Purple with Witchcraft from my LIPS & Stardust in my Pocket (EYE) turn Master Poets into BUTTERFLY'S ()$() join the CLUB

This poem is a Magic Spell to Turn master Poet Barda Gales
into a BUTTERFLY.,.when the Footless...

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Run run ...Run

Run run run
women don' run from love.,.

after this love
you took pieces of my life...

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But you always

She is love
I am loving that woman
and she is loving me....

at times my lonely bed...

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THE WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

THE WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT

I met my mate Frankie in the cafe today
I couldn't believe what I heard him say
He told me...

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What ?

If you do no see
how can you ?look at love

if you do not hear
how can you listen to...

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Stop sucking their.........

Stop sucking their.........

don't pretend your about to cough
When youve just finished sucking them off
yes sir
...

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Christmas Mourning

The tree now a pile mess.
Where are all the chocolates? Lets bloody guess

Wrapping paper...

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My cat Boo

My cat Boo

I love my cat
he's really great
he makes me feel welcome
and knows when I'm late...

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scooby snack

scooby snack

some say I smoke to much weed
some thought I smoked crack
but I was just craving
my...

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ah...freshly washed and...

ah...freshly washed and dried clothes

alt tear knitted title –
how I spent thee better part of January 4th 2018

hey yo' Donald,...

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TIME TO DRESS

TIME TO DRESS

A bra or a girdle
A corset or cinch
Panty hose or nylons
What to use, in a pinch...

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Hazy Day

Hazy Day

Caustic soda bubbling over,
Burning my insides out.
Paranoic grey begging me to stay
...

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Say something sweet

An hour after
Through her intoxication she called

her voice stumbles in her lies
...

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The Change!

The Change!

When I was a kid we called it the ‘change’
or sometimes just ‘Middle age spread,’
but when...

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THEM

THEM

Whoever asks, receives
Whomever knows, believes
They that include, bind
Those who...