Comedy

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
But not for Bridezilla
That simply wont do!

I...

Tick tock

Ragga rock

STOP!

Do you feel it?

The Majick Shop

...

Do you know what I like to do?

Sometimes I like to consume a home made brew of antibiotic stew...

Inspired by Ogden Nash
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To all our friends on Cosmo, is there a Doctor in the...

People will often stare and talk,
Always an opinion, always have a say,
Sometimes you can...

Hi, stalker!
I see you reading,
Keeping in touch,
Though not seeing.

That's...

Hey ho! Away life goes
Sometimes fast and sometimes slow
Where it’s going I don’t know...

Sparrowsong, What are you cooking?

It's a Surprise!

Oh Good!

Did you have a good...

Well what do you know? It's happened again!
And this time there's nobody else I can blame.......

Here on the sidelines
it's so damn easy
to mock and criticize
those below in the arena...

Now that I am old
And considered very wise
I tell a tale or two
As best, I can...

When I close my eyes
My mind is bursting with colours
I am living the night
Back on my...

Just like a van Gogh painting
Take me away,
Like to a McDonald’s terrace at night
I...

If pipping the Apple really got eaten, how shiny was it?
If Gareth and Wayne really got locked in...

Official now, we hear, at last
Prince Harry has been taken,
By Megan fair, we know will care...

By marrying me, my wife proved
That she, had a lot of guts
Because
If it wasn’t her,...

We would sometimes listen
to the drop of water pop upon the earth
in our silence of the...